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Posted on 7/22/22 at 1:53 pm to Dire Wolf
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also drop some lbs
This is a silly but typical OT response. The cause of the friction could be a number of things.
The worst Swamp arse I recall was when I was in prime physical shape as an 18 yr old walk-on at LSU.
That Summer I was working part time as busboy at Outback Steakhouse and would get it something terrible around the taint and right at very bottom of butt cheeks. Looking back it had to be those tight arse dark blue Lee jeans I wore only to work. They'd squeeze the cheeks a little bit more than my relaxed fit jeans and rub my taint raw if I worked more than a few hours.
But a gob of cornhusker lotion down there would do the trick to prevent it.
These days there are plenty brands of friction defense. Walmart has Gold Bond brand for about $6 a stick.
This post was edited on 7/22/22 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 7/22/22 at 2:05 pm to PCRammer
OTC Hydrocortisone 1% usually works for me but last month I got a bad case of it from being crouched down in my garden for hours weeding and tending plants in the heat.
My wife has some ointment that is basically the same as above, only in 2 1/2% doseage and that took care of it. Only problem is, it is a prescription med and not OTC.
Hope this helps because that shite is foul and very uncomfortable.
My wife has some ointment that is basically the same as above, only in 2 1/2% doseage and that took care of it. Only problem is, it is a prescription med and not OTC.
Hope this helps because that shite is foul and very uncomfortable.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 2:06 pm to Clint Torres
quote:
“Waste area”
It's just a fancy name for his bung hole.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 2:15 pm to PCRammer
Fresh Balls. Goes on as a cream and dries to a powder. Its Mardi Gras on a 94° day in jeans tried and true.... 
Posted on 7/22/22 at 2:46 pm to PCRammer
Gold bond friction relief. It’s a bar like deodorant that prevents chafing and lasts all day.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 4:49 pm to PCRammer
Corn starch at night after you have TOTALLY dried off from your shower.
That is CORN STARCH
NOT this stuff:
You’re welcome.
That is CORN STARCH
NOT this stuff:
You’re welcome.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 5:54 pm to PCRammer
Lose some weight
Posted on 7/22/22 at 6:04 pm to PCRammer
Change up your underwear game, baw.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 6:28 pm to PCRammer
Time tested proven method by combat arms soldiers. Don’t wear underwear, and wear loose fitting trousers.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 6:51 pm to PCRammer
Lume’ cream. Works on all body parts. Marketed for women, but works fine on men.
(Pronounced “loomie”)
(Pronounced “loomie”)
Posted on 7/22/22 at 6:53 pm to PCRammer
quote:
remedy’s
Posted on 7/22/22 at 7:01 pm to PCRammer
Combine the breathable boxer briefs with Anti Monkey Butt powder.
Riding my motorcycle in summer used to get me until I tried this combo.
Riding my motorcycle in summer used to get me until I tried this combo.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 7:28 pm to PCRammer
Anti Monkey Butt powder seems to help.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 7:45 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:
Change up your underwear game, baw.
Or just drop that completely, unless you are wearing real pants or khaki shorts. I don't mess with the stuff between May and October. It's all I can do to wear a shirt when it's above 80.
Also, stand up more. Sitting will prompt the swampiness quicker and make it nastier.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 8:41 pm to bamadzl
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Riding my motorcycle in summer used to get me until I tried this combo.
I've been riding for over 50 years and getting rained on in the summer months is kind of nice except the last thing to dry off is your arse if caught in a heavy enough rainfall.
Easy to get a case of swamp arse like that.
Posted on 7/22/22 at 9:10 pm to gumbo2176
Start by not dressing as soon as you step out of the shower. Be good and dry before putting on your drawers.
Use antiperspirant. Seriously, if youre not sweating, going to be hard to get chafed. The spray can is great. Or use Mitchum gel. I can swear on my life, this is the best answer.
obviously I mean to use the gel on your junk area
Use antiperspirant. Seriously, if youre not sweating, going to be hard to get chafed. The spray can is great. Or use Mitchum gel. I can swear on my life, this is the best answer.
obviously I mean to use the gel on your junk area
This post was edited on 7/22/22 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 7/22/22 at 9:53 pm to PCRammer
Throw the Dove bath soap in the trash and start bathing daily with Dial (gold bar) soap
Posted on 7/22/22 at 10:21 pm to PCRammer
Boudreauxs baw, grease that arse. No worries
Posted on 7/23/22 at 6:14 am to PCRammer
The underwear are key. I play a lot of golf in the extreme heat and have found the Duluth ArmaChillo’s to be the best underwear on the market. They are pricey but you can get them on sale. I’ve used Lulu Lemon, Adidas, Ex-Officio, and others but, the ArmoChillo’s are head and shoulders above the rest.
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