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re: Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:30 am to Basura Blanco
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:30 am to Basura Blanco
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I still get paranoid level of careful walking around the back of the truck
the beginning of the dent to that exact spot was the flat top of a full propane tank that rolled out when I opened the back of my SUV
then a year later the trailer hitch
then a couple years ago I got drunk at a parade and went to stand on a cooler and slammed it on the edge
I will lose my mind if anything even comes close to my right shin

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:31 am to rsbd
fricked around and set off a can of bear spray in my apartment a few years back
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:32 am to Hogwarts
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Knee on my desk walking out of my office. Sends me to the floor everytime.
I slipped on my dock at the camp 2 weeks ago, the Friday before the hurricane and hit the inside of my knee so bad I still have a softball size contusion on the side of my knee.
My whole leg and foot and toes turned black, blue, and yellow the next few days. I still cant walk without a limp.
this is probably one of the worse injuries that I had since high school when I broke my hand by punching a wall right on the stud
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:34 am to rsbd
Spun my office chair too fast and smashed my kneecap into the corner of my desk..... I almost barfed I was in so much pain..
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:34 am to rsbd
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Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears.
Accidently listening to the guitar solo of Tangerine or Little Wing.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:35 am to Beauw
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Spun my office chair too fast and smashed my kneecap into the corner of my desk..... I almost barfed I was in so much pain..
I know a guy that fell out of his office chair and chopped off half of his finger

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:35 am to rsbd
30.06 scope to the eyebrow in my early teens. That hurt pretty bad. For a split second, I thought the barrel had blown up in my face.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:38 am to rsbd
watched that new Blues Clues video 

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:39 am to rsbd
While drunk I grabbed a propane lantern by the top lid instead of the handle once. I strongly decided against a second time, it burned my fingers very painfully
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:39 am to rsbd
Spilled gas on my leg throwing it on a bonfire and suffered 3rd deg burns from ankle to knee.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:44 am to tgrbaitn08
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slipped on my dock
Myles, is that you???
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:44 am to rsbd
Touched my dick after chopping habaneros
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:45 am to The Third Leg
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Spilled gas on my leg throwing it on a bonfire and suffered 3rd deg burns from ankle to knee.
Shouldnt your name be The One-Third Leg?
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:46 am to Yaboylaroy
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Touched my dick after chopping habaneros
Yeah…you learn the hard way not to get a blowjob at a crawfish boil
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:48 am to rsbd
Camping in Arkansas last October. I put a hammock up for the wives. I went to test it, after double checking my rigging, and it parted. It was about 24" off the ground and I landed right on a rounded smooth root with a direct blow to my choad!!!!! Bruh....it was like a bolt of lightning hit me. Hurt for the entire four day trip.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:50 am to rsbd
quote:you must have old man saggy balls.
I just sat on one of my nuts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:07 pm to rsbd
Using contact lens cleaner (containing peroxide) instead of saline solution to moisten contacts before inserting into eye.
On multiple occasions.
Dailies FTW.
On multiple occasions.
Dailies FTW.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:26 pm to rsbd
Wood drone blades full throttle on the shin. I cried.
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