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re: Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:30 am to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38749 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:30 am to
quote:

I still get paranoid level of careful walking around the back of the truck


the beginning of the dent to that exact spot was the flat top of a full propane tank that rolled out when I opened the back of my SUV

then a year later the trailer hitch

then a couple years ago I got drunk at a parade and went to stand on a cooler and slammed it on the edge

I will lose my mind if anything even comes close to my right shin
Posted by diremustang
Member since Oct 2017
2287 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:31 am to
fricked around and set off a can of bear spray in my apartment a few years back
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Knee on my desk walking out of my office. Sends me to the floor everytime.



I slipped on my dock at the camp 2 weeks ago, the Friday before the hurricane and hit the inside of my knee so bad I still have a softball size contusion on the side of my knee.

My whole leg and foot and toes turned black, blue, and yellow the next few days. I still cant walk without a limp.

this is probably one of the worse injuries that I had since high school when I broke my hand by punching a wall right on the stud
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
3884 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:34 am to
Spun my office chair too fast and smashed my kneecap into the corner of my desk..... I almost barfed I was in so much pain..
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
133158 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears.


Accidently listening to the guitar solo of Tangerine or Little Wing.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:35 am to
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Spun my office chair too fast and smashed my kneecap into the corner of my desk..... I almost barfed I was in so much pain..



I know a guy that fell out of his office chair and chopped off half of his finger
Posted by Chili Davis
Wichita, KS
Member since Nov 2010
880 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:35 am to
30.06 scope to the eyebrow in my early teens. That hurt pretty bad. For a split second, I thought the barrel had blown up in my face.
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders/LA Kings Fan
Member since Nov 2020
6010 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:38 am to
watched that new Blues Clues video
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15949 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:39 am to
While drunk I grabbed a propane lantern by the top lid instead of the handle once. I strongly decided against a second time, it burned my fingers very painfully
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10716 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:39 am to
Spilled gas on my leg throwing it on a bonfire and suffered 3rd deg burns from ankle to knee.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22702 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:44 am to
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slipped on my dock


Myles, is that you???
Posted by Yaboylaroy
Member since Mar 2010
1836 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:44 am to
Touched my dick after chopping habaneros
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10692 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Spilled gas on my leg throwing it on a bonfire and suffered 3rd deg burns from ankle to knee.


Shouldnt your name be The One-Third Leg?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130340 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Touched my dick after chopping habaneros



Yeah…you learn the hard way not to get a blowjob at a crawfish boil
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3821 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:48 am to
Camping in Arkansas last October. I put a hammock up for the wives. I went to test it, after double checking my rigging, and it parted. It was about 24" off the ground and I landed right on a rounded smooth root with a direct blow to my choad!!!!! Bruh....it was like a bolt of lightning hit me. Hurt for the entire four day trip.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15473 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I just sat on one of my nuts
you must have old man saggy balls.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3483 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:07 pm to
Using contact lens cleaner (containing peroxide) instead of saline solution to moisten contacts before inserting into eye.

On multiple occasions.

Dailies FTW.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:11 pm to
Nunchuks. Nuts.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4286 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:24 pm to
Farted in my truck
Posted by icutmyownlawn
Member since Jun 2021
931 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:26 pm to
Wood drone blades full throttle on the shin. I cried.
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