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Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:18 am
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:18 am
You think smashing you finger hurts…
I just sat on one of my nuts….. stomach still hurts
I just sat on one of my nuts….. stomach still hurts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:20 am to rsbd
The ole stubbed toe can be a real pisser
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:21 am to rsbd
slept on my hand and gave myself the equivalent to a 'stranger' punch in the nose 

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:22 am to rsbd
I didn't cry but the other day I was walking around work swinging my lanyard with my badge on it and hit myself right in the nuts. And several people saw it.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:22 am to rsbd
shin on trailer hitch. takes a few seconds to register then you're in tears.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:22 am to rsbd
Why does stubbing your toe hurt like the pain of a thousand exploding bastard suns?
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:23 am to MorbidTheClown
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shin on trailer hitch
I actually have a dent in my shin (going on almost 8 or 9 years now) from doing that

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:26 am to rsbd
Fellas, some of y’all will know this one, when your thrust misses it’s target and bends…
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:26 am to Slagathor
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shin on trailer hitch
I actually have a dent in my shin (going on almost 8 or 9 years now) from doing tha
Same. Its been about 4 years here and I still get paranoid level of careful walking around the back of the truck.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:27 am to cajuntiger1010
A good friend of mines Lil boy was just potty trained, and went to take a piss in the toilet.
He was just tall enough to make it in the toilet. Them wam down comes the seat and smashed the shite out of his pecker. My buddy said he ran crying for mom to kiss it…
He was just tall enough to make it in the toilet. Them wam down comes the seat and smashed the shite out of his pecker. My buddy said he ran crying for mom to kiss it…
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:27 am to rsbd
Driving on bald tires once....


Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to rsbd
Dick caught in my zipper. Worst pain ever.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to soccerfüt
Knee on my desk walking out of my office. Sends me to the floor everytime.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to bah humbug
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The ole stubbed toe can be a real pisser
The worst one I ever had was at the emergency vet with a pup we had that was having back issues. We left the house in a hurry, so I just threw on some sandals. Well, I had to take a leak while we were waiting on the exam. The restroom was just around the corner from the waiting area. When I got done and came out, I rounded the corner at a brisk pace. Right around the corner was the platform scale for weighing animals. I smashed the hell out of the little toe on my right foot. It was one of those sudden, intense pains that make you go all wobbly and make the edges of your vision fade to black. I didn't go all the way out, but I did kind half fall into a nearby chair. The next morning that fricker was black and blue and it was swollen.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:29 am to rsbd
Sitting on the nuts
This post was edited on 9/9/21 at 11:30 am
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