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Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..

Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:18 am
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22701 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:18 am
You think smashing you finger hurts…

I just sat on one of my nuts….. stomach still hurts
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:19 am to
Opening this thread.
Posted by bah humbug
Member since Nov 2011
1918 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:20 am to
The ole stubbed toe can be a real pisser
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38749 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:21 am to
slept on my hand and gave myself the equivalent to a 'stranger' punch in the nose
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:21 am to
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19354 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:22 am to
I didn't cry but the other day I was walking around work swinging my lanyard with my badge on it and hit myself right in the nuts. And several people saw it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71525 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:22 am to
shin on trailer hitch. takes a few seconds to register then you're in tears.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:22 am to
Why does stubbing your toe hurt like the pain of a thousand exploding bastard suns?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38749 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:23 am to
quote:

shin on trailer hitch


I actually have a dent in my shin (going on almost 8 or 9 years now) from doing that
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
11326 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:23 am to
caught my junk in my zipper
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189035 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:25 am to
nerve endings
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130317 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:26 am to
Fellas, some of y’all will know this one, when your thrust misses it’s target and bends…
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10687 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:26 am to
quote:

shin on trailer hitch


I actually have a dent in my shin (going on almost 8 or 9 years now) from doing tha



Same. Its been about 4 years here and I still get paranoid level of careful walking around the back of the truck.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22701 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:27 am to
A good friend of mines Lil boy was just potty trained, and went to take a piss in the toilet.
He was just tall enough to make it in the toilet. Them wam down comes the seat and smashed the shite out of his pecker. My buddy said he ran crying for mom to kiss it…
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70291 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:27 am to
Driving on bald tires once....

Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25332 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to
Dick caught in my zipper. Worst pain ever.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130294 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to
Stubbing toe
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18206 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to
Knee on my desk walking out of my office. Sends me to the floor everytime.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66512 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:28 am to
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The ole stubbed toe can be a real pisser

The worst one I ever had was at the emergency vet with a pup we had that was having back issues. We left the house in a hurry, so I just threw on some sandals. Well, I had to take a leak while we were waiting on the exam. The restroom was just around the corner from the waiting area. When I got done and came out, I rounded the corner at a brisk pace. Right around the corner was the platform scale for weighing animals. I smashed the hell out of the little toe on my right foot. It was one of those sudden, intense pains that make you go all wobbly and make the edges of your vision fade to black. I didn't go all the way out, but I did kind half fall into a nearby chair. The next morning that fricker was black and blue and it was swollen.

Posted by dirtytigers
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Member since Dec 2014
2478 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:29 am to
Sitting on the nuts
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