A TOAST! To rattlesnakes and rubbers…

Here’s to swimming with bow-legged women!

I'll make my stand
with bottle in hand
Whatever you dish out
I'll take like a man
So, either raise your bottle
or your fists
'cause when we leave here
we ain't gonna be missed,
but for the hell we raised
and our mama's praise
Lord knows it'll see us through
'til our dying days
Well, my time here
it's been swell,
but now I'm off to find some tail
So, I toast to life, love, and good health
'cause I'm out of jail,
on this side of hell,
and everything else willl take
care of itself

It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Ok Pookie, do the honors.

To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.

Here’s to you
Here’s to me
Best of friends we’ll always be
But in the end if we disagree…..

frick YOU!! HERE’s TO ME!!!

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

To the groom “Here’s to all the kisses he’s snatched and vise-versa”

Here’s to the women we love
Here’s to the women who love us
To the women we love who don’t
love us, frick the women, here’s to us.