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A Story About Crows & Friendship (Long Read)

Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:20 pm
Posted by TravisKelces Bandaid
Member since Feb 2024
266 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:20 pm
Dear Facebook:

I wanted to share my experience with a family of American Crows in my neighborhood. I hope you enjoy it.

About six months ago, I noticed some loud birds outside. When I went to investigate, I saw a few Crows attacking a Blue Jay nest in a cypress tree. I'd been watching the Blue Jays from inside for a while. I've always enjoyed bird identification and watching.

As if by instinct, I clapped loudly a few times to scare off the Crows. Well, little did I know, Crows remember faces and hold grudges against perceived threats.

Almost immediately after that incident, the family of Crows were waiting for me almost everytime I stepped outside. They would caw at me incessantly and even dive bomb towards me from the air.

I knew Crows were intelligent, but their stalking made me research more. Apparently, Crows have the intelligence of a seven year old human or a chimp according to researchers - this blew my mind. I needed to find a way to make up for threatening the Crows.

There was an article that suggested feeding the Crows. I went to HEB and bought raw peanuts, a Crow favorite, apparently, and started putting them outside for the Crows as a peace offering.

Well, as it turns out, Crows really like peanuts. Ever since that day, the Crows have not only ceased to dive bomb at me, but they now greet me when I step outside with a much softer caw.

Like clockwork, they've learned the exact time of day to visit for peanuts. They hangout outside without being aggresive, and I like to think I am now friends with this little family of Crows.

Indeed, they follow me to the nearby stores and relatives' / friends' homes within about a mile from my residence. They greet me when I arrive home after being away for longer periods. When I walk by the window, they greet me. They're watching always, it seems.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my story.



TL;DR - I pissed off some crows but now we're cool because I bribed them with peanuts.

10 Fun Facts About American Crows

John J. Audubon's Description of the American Crow in Birds of North America (1827-38)



Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3606 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:21 pm to
KAW KAW Motherfricker!
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
1560 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:23 pm to
Crows really are cool birds, good story
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9575 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:25 pm to
Crows are great. My grandpa was a badass back in the day and would climb trees to snag a fledgling or two while being swarmed by adult crows.

He always had pet crows and they were very smart and fun. He lived in a subdivision in the country and it would fly into people's cars if the windows were down and snag cigarettes or other bullshite and take it to its nest. It liked the shiny foil in cigarette packs.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
4072 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Well, as it turns out, Crows really like peanuts. Ever since that day, the Crows have not only ceased to dive bomb at me, but they now greet me when I step outside with a much softer caw. Like clockwork, they've learned the exact time of day to visit for peanuts. They hangout outside without being aggresive, and I like to think I am now friends with this little family of Crows.



So basically those crows made you their bitch.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1293 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:25 pm to
You know why they call them a murder of crows? Theys plottin’ baw!

ETA: can I have your truck nuts when you’re gone?
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 4:28 pm
Posted by TravisKelces Bandaid
Member since Feb 2024
266 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:27 pm to
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So basically those crows made you their bitch.
100% yes
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
7991 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:27 pm to
I've tried to befriend the local murder that hangs around my hood, no luck so far.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53854 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:28 pm to
Crows are some of the best birds to have around if you like other birds and birdwatching. They'll alert to hawks and other predatory threats usually before any other bird. Next time you hear them getting loud, go out and investigate. There is a guarantee that a hawk or cat is passing through, or maybe a snake.

Crows can be nest robbers, but so can Blue Jays. You interrupted a gang turf war.

I have a murder of crows across the road from me. They've been there for several years now, and grow with every generation. They're fun to have around.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 4:29 pm
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:28 pm to
Whose alter are you?
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6515 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by s0tiger
Member since May 2008
677 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:32 pm to
I have had a similar experience with Magpies, which are related to crows. It is pretty cool how comfortable they get around you.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
1560 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:45 pm to
“That’s probably for the best, because crow communities can hold a grudge for generations. A team of researchers at the University of Washington ran an experiment where they captured American Crows in nets while wearing a caveman mask, then released them back onto campus. When the researchers later walked across campus wearing the same mask, the crows scolded and dive-bombed them. More than 10 years after capturing just seven crows, more than half of the crows on campus still raised the alarm at the sight of a caveman mask.“

From link in OP, damn.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 4:47 pm
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
29999 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:48 pm to
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Whose alter are you?


godknat
Posted by highup7
Alex City, Al.
Member since Jan 2005
1827 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 6:01 pm to
Years ago, did they have a hardware store on Government Street that had a crow in a cage and the crow talked
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++?
Posted by TravisKelces Bandaid
Member since Feb 2024
266 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

the crow talked
Crows have been known to somewhat mimic human voices but rarely. I saw some YT videos about it. Nature is awesome.
Posted by Deep Fried Gravy
Member since Oct 2023
66 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 6:06 pm to
They're hard to handle. Twice as hard, really.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260206 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 6:07 pm to
Ravans are badass.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 6:09 pm to
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Like clockwork, they've learned the exact time of day to visit for peanuts.
I would think this means you have yourself some counting crows, Mr Jones.


Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78467 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 6:10 pm to
Great story. I went down a crow / Dick Cheney mask rabbit hole a couple of weeks ago and want to make friends with some crows. Ts crazy that they play with blocks and can put them in the correct order and do tasks that small child can’t do. I rarely hear or see them here. But somehow some way that’s on my to do list for this Summer.
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