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re: A Question as Old as Time: Grizzly Bear VS Silverback Gorilla Deathmatch - Who wins?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:05 pm to StealthCalais11
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:05 pm to StealthCalais11
Gorilla all day.
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Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:05 pm to StealthCalais11
From the description of the grizzly video
Grizzly
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In the first fight the giant male attempts to drag the female by the top of her head into the ocean where he can DROWN her, a method bears use to kill each other more quickly, but she uses an amazing spin move to break free.
Grizzly
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:06 pm to OysterPoBoy
Dude, a pack of lions have more grace than a senior class at Juilliard, and they don't even go near a rhinoceros.
When you're that big, you don't need grace. Fangs and claws can't get past your hide.
When you're that big, you don't need grace. Fangs and claws can't get past your hide.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:06 pm to StealthCalais11
this is a hard one... :pensive:
<3 my spirit animal.
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None stand a chance against the GOAT land animal:
<3 my spirit animal.
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:08 pm to StealthCalais11
Teach an Orca to walk on his fins and he would wreck shite on land.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:11 pm to Jim Rockford
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Teach an Orca to walk on his fins and he would wreck shite on land.
Until he has to waddle back into water for oxygen.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:11 pm to TeddyPadillac
Ok, people are all saying grizzly and it's fine and I can see why a grizzly will win more times than not but I'd give the gorilla a chance.
Gorillas are much much more mobile.
Gorillas are much much more mobile.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:12 pm to athenslife101
would they fight with their arms? both animals?
run into each other? i don't even know how'd they would hurt each other.
biting? punching? kicking?
run into each other? i don't even know how'd they would hurt each other.
biting? punching? kicking?
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:12 pm to StealthCalais11
Grizzly
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:13 pm to 9001
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Until he has to waddle back into water for oxygen.
Orcas breathe air just like you, dumb arse
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:14 pm to StealthCalais11
I'll take the Gorilla...provided that he is on horseback.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:14 pm to LSUgirl4
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LSUgirl4
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<3 my spirit animal.
Bama spy confirmed
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:15 pm to 9001
Until he has to waddle back into water for oxygen.
You wanna think about that again...
You wanna think about that again...
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:15 pm to dpd901
I'm legit crying rn I'm laughing so hard
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:16 pm to StealthCalais11
This is a tough one.
Ima go with the gorilla. I think it would close the distance and do work on the inside. I think the bear is too heavy and wouldn't be ready for the street savagery of the gorilla.
I think the bear would claw the gorilla up pretty bad, and get in some bites to the arms and face, but I think the gorilla would overwhelm the bear and land a takedown. If the gorilla gets full mount, it's over. I don't know if he'd kill the bear but he'd scramble his brain and beat the parkinsons into him.
Gorilla also has an underrated bite game
#TeamGorilla
Ima go with the gorilla. I think it would close the distance and do work on the inside. I think the bear is too heavy and wouldn't be ready for the street savagery of the gorilla.
I think the bear would claw the gorilla up pretty bad, and get in some bites to the arms and face, but I think the gorilla would overwhelm the bear and land a takedown. If the gorilla gets full mount, it's over. I don't know if he'd kill the bear but he'd scramble his brain and beat the parkinsons into him.
Gorilla also has an underrated bite game
#TeamGorilla
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:16 pm to StealthCalais11
Gorilla.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:18 pm to Kcrad
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What if the gorilla had a pointed stick?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:21 pm to MintBerry Crunch
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Animal death match would be the greatest show of all time.
Exactly what Michael Vick thought.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:21 pm to TeddyPadillac
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ou'd have to be an idiot to not know who would win
Millions of people paid for Mayweather/McGregor
Posted on 11/8/17 at 3:23 pm to Pecker
unless the grizzly got the first scratch across the face in, scares the gorilla, and then can just thrash him to death.
slash slash. rawr.
slash slash. rawr.
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