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Posted on 11/8/17 at 6:47 pm to StealthCalais11
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Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:11 pm to StealthCalais11
Why would they fight?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:14 pm to StealthCalais11
Gorilla because they're awesome
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:22 pm to StealthCalais11
This isn't one of those Ole Miss Rebel Bears is it? Cause they rarely win at anything.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:27 pm to HooDooWitch
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This isn't one of those Ole Miss Rebel Bears is it? Cause they rarely win at anything.
They have been known to put an elephants trunk up it's own arse....as long as hookers are involved.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:32 pm to MorbidTheClown
Kendall - she's killed a generation of my kids in a sock.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:35 pm to LSUgirl4
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that's like me trying to fight a 6'5 300lbs guy.
i'm going with the grizzly.
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LSUgirl4
Wanna wrastle?
Sadly I'm only 6'5" 235
Posted on 11/8/17 at 7:51 pm to StealthCalais11
I’m going with Grizzly
Have you ever seen the butcher knives that pass for claws on one in real life? I have, slice and dice that gorilla
Have you ever seen the butcher knives that pass for claws on one in real life? I have, slice and dice that gorilla
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:28 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Whichever one lands the first clean cross across the others face. The one who has the best technique prevails. The one who starts out windmilling loses.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:39 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
quote:Clearly you missed the great thread from several years ago on this topic. Team gorilla showed up and claimed all sorts of super strength and speed on behalf of the silverback. It was quite amusing. Some may have suggested the gorilla would choke out the bear.
A full grown Grizzly would destroy a full grown gorilla fully 100% of the time
What good would the gorilla's opposable thumbs do in an animal fight?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:40 pm to StealthCalais11
A grizzly would frick a silverback up.
Even if it were the alpha silverback, he wouldn't stand a chance.
Even if it were the alpha silverback, he wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:40 pm to lsucoonass
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Why would they fight?
The gorilla overheard the bear using the “m” word.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:42 pm to HooDooWitch
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This isn't one of those Ole Miss Rebel Bears is it?
Those are black bears. They would just steal the silverbacks tennis shoes.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:47 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:Subtle brag.
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Either way, 1500-2500 is usually going to beat something that weighs 500-600.
that's like me trying to fight a 6'5 300lbs guy.
i'm going with the grizzly.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:54 pm to The Baker
Are gorillas definitively more intelligent than bears? I think that bears tend to be fairly intelligent. Just because a gorilla is an ape doesn't automatically make it more intelligent than all other animals.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:11 pm to Peazey
Gorilla’s smarter than the average bear.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:24 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
I? like the tag team version of these...
Grizzly + Snapping Turtle
Vs
Gorilla + Wolverine
Grizzly + Snapping Turtle
Vs
Gorilla + Wolverine
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:41 pm to Prosecuted Collins
I believe you’re missing a bobcat.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:46 pm to Prosecuted Collins
What about a rhino vs a gorilla riding a grizzly bear?
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