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re: A man on a jet ski gets stuck in the middle of a shark feeding frenzy

Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19978 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:35 am to
The sharks aren’t gonna go after the jet ski

This isn’t a Hollywood movie
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92340 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:36 am to
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If you fly over Hatteras the number of sharks you see in the water will make you second guess setting foot in the ocean ever again.


if you fly down the coast lines of most beaches you'll see an example of almost every representative in the food chain just beyond where people are frolicking in the surf, sharks are well represented
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43773 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:39 am to
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fter 2 seconds of hearing his whiny voice, I'm team Shark.


I thought you were overreacting but dang, you might be under reacting
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102781 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:16 am to
He is gonna need a bigger boat
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
6055 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:40 am to
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Is it even real? Hard to discern anymore...

It really isn’t difficult, you’re just bad at it.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5246 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:48 am to
A guy I work with said when sitting
on the balcony of a high rise at the beach, he’d see sharks down in the water. They’re there, whether we see or not.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
9926 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:57 am to
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After 2 seconds of hearing his whiny voice, I'm team Shark.


Lol.

I don’t know - if I managed to find myself in the middle of something like that out on the open water, I might go from regular deep voiced dude to PeeWee Herman myself.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43773 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 2:32 pm to
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He is gonna need a bigger boat


Underrated comment
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4676 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 2:37 pm to
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A guy I work with said when sitting
on the balcony of a high rise at the beach, he’d see sharks down in the water. They’re there, whether we see or not.


Breaking news folks..Sharks live in the ocean. Glad the guy you work with confirmed it.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5246 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 2:55 pm to
No need to be snarky. I mentioned bc folks tend to forget what’s out there and recalled the conversation we had that sharks are closer than people realize.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75203 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 3:02 pm to
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Well, it is shark habitat. Let that be a reminder when entering the water.

Yep. It is where we keep the sharks. We kind of made that deal from the beginning. People are shocked when they see sharks in the damn ocean. It is where we keep em!

Hit me up if one jumps up out of nowhere and bites your arse whilst you're knocking back a natty light on the porch.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3921 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 3:36 pm to
He's going to need a bigger jet ski. Nope nope nope and hell no
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9552 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 4:12 pm to
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As he moved closer to film,


Dumbasses
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1792 posts
Posted on 4/20/26 at 12:08 am to
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12292 posts
Posted on 4/20/26 at 4:28 pm to
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After 2 seconds of hearing his whiny voice, I'm team Shark.


We used to have men like Quint
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
11319 posts
Posted on 4/20/26 at 4:57 pm to
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After 2 seconds of hearing his whiny voice, I'm team Shark.


He sounded like the only girl in town.
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