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a-hole birds chirping loudly at 5AM.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:35 am
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:35 am
What's the best way to kill them?
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Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:43 am to Phat Phil
Camp out one day at dawn and wait for them to roost for the night. Spray them down with a hose. Do that a few times and they won't come back.
Alternatively, use earplugs.
Alternatively, use earplugs.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:44 am to Phat Phil
Air Canon
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:45 am to Phat Phil
Wake up. It’s 5 am. fricking accomplish something today and thank the birds.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:45 am to Phat Phil
frick their birdy wives. That'll show em.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:53 am to Phat Phil
Productive people are already leaving for work by then, and not bitching about chirping birds.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:55 am to Phat Phil
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Phat Phil
Stop falling asleep with Dorito crumbs all over your shirt and they'll leave you alone.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:57 am to Phat Phil
trashy
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:02 am to Phat Phil
Buy an air conditioner so you can shut your windows.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:05 am to Obtuse1
Birds are telling you to wake up and smell the roses. Life is to short for crap like this. 
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:07 am to Phat Phil
They get me too. Drive me crazy. I’m usually up but I hate when they wake the kids.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:12 am to Phat Phil
suicide vest. If cops see you, run at them screaming Allahu Akbar.
Birds hate this.
Birds hate this.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:14 am to Phat Phil
12 gauge baw
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:25 am to Phat Phil
Pellet gun
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:27 am to Phat Phil
Stop being a lazy frick and get out of bed
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:27 am to Phat Phil
Sleeping on a park bench?
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:30 am to Phat Phil
Get a falcon
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:31 am to tilco
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Wake up. It’s 5 am
Just a friendly reminder to those Daylight Saving Time deniers that those 5 am birds would be 4 am birds chirping.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:32 am to Tarps99
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Just a friendly reminder to those Daylight Saving Time deniers that those 5 am birds would be 4 am birds chirping.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:35 am to Phat Phil
At about 4:30 am put some speakers in your windows and bang Led Zeppelin as loud as you can. That’ll show them!
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