re: A few jokes for St. Paddy’s day, plus lots of NSFW redhead gifs.

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fr33manator

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I applaud your efforts.....

Any of these dumbasses that are passing on redheads have no idea what they’re missing.

An Irish girl came home after leaving years before to seek her fortune. She had obviously done well, returning home in a chauffer-driven car, and being elegantly dressed.

After all the welcomes were complete, her parents asked where she had been and what she'd been doing. She replied, "I'm not going to lie to you, and I'm not ashamed of it: I've become a prostitute,"

Her old dad fainted dead away, and after he had finally been revived, he shakily asked, "Did I hear ye right, lass?"

"Yes, father. I'm a prostitute."

The old man beamed. "God be praised, lass, I thought ye said you'd become a protestant!"

So an Irishman comes to America for work.

After working all day at the factory, he goes into the Local pub and orders 3 glasses of Guinness.
He alternates taking a sip from each glass.

The barkeep says “you know, they wouldn’t go flat as fast if you waited to finish before ordering the next.”

The Irishman says “well, you see lad, i’ve Got 2 brothers back home in Ireland, and before I left, we all promised that whenever we’d drink, we’d order a glass for our brothers back home. That way, we’ll always drink together.”

The barkeep thinks that’s a lovely thing and leaves him to his drinks.

For months he comes to the same pub, each time ordering 3 glasses of Guinness and sipping them.


One day, he comes in, and only orders 2 glasses.


The barkeep brings them to him and says,
“I’m terribly sorry. How did he pass?”



The Irishman replies, “oh they’re in fine health! I just decided give up drinking.”

If y’all only had any idea how many souls were lost in this thread.

Nipple in the first GIF my bruddah