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A fat person broke one of my kitchen chairs. it's going to cost $250 to fix.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:51 am
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:51 am
One of my wife's friends is really big. She was over for dinner one night and broke one of our kitchen chairs. The chair didn't collapse but the bottom of the seat os completely broken. She didn't say anything about it because she was probably embarrassed. I didn't notice until the next day.
I got an estimate back on how much it will cost to fix it. $250. So my question is, do I send her the bill?
I got an estimate back on how much it will cost to fix it. $250. So my question is, do I send her the bill?
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:52 am to AlbertMeansWell
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do I send her the bill?
This is the price you pay for having fat friends.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:53 am to AlbertMeansWell
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do I send her the bill?
Nah she'll probably just eat that too
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:53 am to AlbertMeansWell
No she has enough problems being fat.
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 10:54 am
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:53 am to AlbertMeansWell
This has Curb Your Enthusiasm moment written all over it.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:53 am to AlbertMeansWell
Well I guess she...
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MeansWell
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:53 am to AlbertMeansWell
Is your wife plus sized too? Fatties tend to flock together.
I think its all the extra gravity.
I think its all the extra gravity.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:54 am to Rize
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No. She has enough problems being fat.
I think I'm just going to pay for it and never mention it again. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:54 am to AlbertMeansWell
you don't eat on the couch? wtf
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:54 am to AlbertMeansWell
Next time she comes over, have some monstrous chair she has to sit in. I'm talking welded, reinforced steel.
Maybe have some flashing lights and caution tape.
A back up alarm.
She'll get the point
Maybe have some flashing lights and caution tape.
A back up alarm.
She'll get the point
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:55 am to AlbertMeansWell
If you want a divorce, send the fatty a nice bill. If you want to keep your wife, I'd suggest something more subtle
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:55 am to AlbertMeansWell
You need to call her out on Facebook
Reallly make hr feel bad for being overweight
Reallly make hr feel bad for being overweight
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:56 am to AlbertMeansWell
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do I send her the bill?
You shouldn't fat shame people, regardless of the situation. Like most obese people, she probably has a condition of some sort that makes losing weight hard/impossible. It isn't her fault.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:56 am to AlbertMeansWell
quote:While the alternative is certainly funny, this is the only option.
I'm just going to pay for it and never mention it again. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:58 am to AlbertMeansWell
man i'm glad i'm not fat.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:58 am to AlbertMeansWell
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I think I'm just going to pay for it and never mention it again. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
This is the way to handle this
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:58 am to AlbertMeansWell
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A fat person broke one of my kitchen chairs
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Albert
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fat
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Albert
are you trying to tell us you broke one of your chairs cause you are so fat?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:59 am to JetFuelTyga
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You shouldn't fat shame people
frick that. its disgusting tbh.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:59 am to JetFuelTyga
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You shouldn't fat shame people, regardless of the situation. Like most obese people, she probably has a condition of some sort that makes losing weight hard/impossible. It isn't her fault.
No one made her sit in the chair. She made that choice on her own. You break, you buy.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:00 am to AlbertMeansWell
Sending her a bill would break her heart, bro. Just wear the $250, even though it sucks.
And what the hell type of chairs do you have that a repair costs $250? I could replace every chair in my apartment for that
And what the hell type of chairs do you have that a repair costs $250? I could replace every chair in my apartment for that
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