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re: A fat person broke one of my kitchen chairs. it's going to cost $250 to fix.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:00 am to JetFuelTyga
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:00 am to JetFuelTyga
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she probably has a condition of some sort that makes losing weight hard/impossible.
Ya, it's called being a fatass.
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:01 am to AlbertMeansWell
Have this sitting at table for her next time. She will get the hint
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:01 am to AlbertMeansWell
No
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:01 am to AlbertMeansWell
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:02 am to AlbertMeansWell
This is why we have two alternative chairs for our antique dining room furniture. Today's plus size people will flatten older style chairs.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:02 am to AlbertMeansWell
First....sorry brah for not being able to vent at home
Second....what the frick kind of kitchen chairs you got that cost $250 to FIX??
Second....what the frick kind of kitchen chairs you got that cost $250 to FIX??
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:03 am to AlbertMeansWell
having a wife in 2017?
not sheriff srs
not sheriff srs
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:03 am to AlbertMeansWell
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wife
Pics
quote:
wife's friend
No pics
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:05 am to AlbertMeansWell
You couldn't DIY that?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:09 am to AlbertMeansWell
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$250
For a kitchen chair? lol
For 250, it should hold Godzilla and Godzooky in it
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:11 am to AlbertMeansWell
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I got an estimate back on how much it will cost to fix it. $250.
It doesn't sound like your furniture is cheap, but decent kitchen chairs are usually pretty sturdy. Is she like 400+?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:12 am to AlbertMeansWell
This reminds me of an incident at my little girl's soccer game last year. One of the mom's is pretty fat and her foldout bag chair collapsed with her in it. I felt so bad for her. All the moms jumped into action to try to get her big arse off the ground and that chair from around her arse. I'm sure she was mortified.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:14 am to AlbertMeansWell
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I got an estimate back on how much it will cost to fix it. $250. So my question is, do I send her the bill?
Stop having threesomes with fat chicks. Problem solved.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:15 am to AlbertMeansWell
You got ripped off. A chair that expensive should not be compromised by a fatty.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:15 am to AlbertMeansWell
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wife's friends
That the new code for saying my wife?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:15 am to AlbertMeansWell
quote:Go ahead and post the pictures, baw.
One of my wife's friends is really big.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:17 am to sjmabry
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Go ahead and post the pictures, baw.
Nah, there are bandwidth restrictions on this site.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:17 am to AlbertMeansWell
It might help her if she realizes there is a price to being fat. Send her the bill.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:18 am to AlbertMeansWell
What do you estimate her weight?
If she is 250 to 300 you might just have shitty furniture. That's big for a women but not much bigger than a lot of men. Any $250 chair should hold that weight without breaking.
If she is over 300, then I hope you feed her salad for dinner.
Obviously, don't send her the bill unless your a special breed of a-hole.
If she is 250 to 300 you might just have shitty furniture. That's big for a women but not much bigger than a lot of men. Any $250 chair should hold that weight without breaking.
If she is over 300, then I hope you feed her salad for dinner.
Obviously, don't send her the bill unless your a special breed of a-hole.
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 11:20 am
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:18 am to AlbertMeansWell
I guess this is a common problem for bama fans
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