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re: 87% of Taylor swift photos have her mouth open

Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:35 am to
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11594 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:35 am to
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Pretty pictures. But none of them disprove pancake arse. She may have a shite ton of money, but for some reason she never worked on her arse.


Her arse is just fine. Not a pancake, but also not J-Lo. There's a lot of nice variations out there and then there are the Lizzos. It's kinda like boobs. Some of y'all like them DDDs and then there are those of us that do not at all mind a nice pair of 36Cs. Most of us aren't turning away anything in between those, either, so let's stop the shenanigans here. Hating on TS to prove one's baw status is absurd, yet here we are.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
55706 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:52 am to
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What other mannerisms does she portray



She easily angers and disturbs simps.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
14141 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 5:59 am to
She makes more in an hour than you will likely make in a lifetime. You should use your mouth more.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6168 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 6:03 am to
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disturbs simps


I don't speak millennialese so I had to look this up.

Simp: Simp is an internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship.

Sounds a bit more like Tay-Tay's loyal defense squad, to me.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
15051 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 6:04 am to
She's not even remotely attractive. Y'all need higher standards.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34589 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:09 am to
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me for tonsillitis and surgery said, Oh! You have a deviated septum." I told him that I already had surgery for that. He asked, "When was that?" I said a year ago. He asked, Who was the surgeon?" I told him the surgeon's name and his reply was, "Hum!"

What’s the point here? Did you not have the surgery?
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After he had me cough while checking my testicles, I guess for a hernia. He said, "Fascinating!"

Point? Is your cock huge?
quote:

In her own way, Taylor might also be fascinating.

Huge cock?

You really need to organize your thoughts better.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7048 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:19 am to
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Men on this board trying to convince us they'd kick her outta bed


No one has said or implied this.

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or, worse still, that they have better at home.


Considering that she's like a 7, barely, IRL? Plenty of better looking wives out there, anywhere you go. She's just getting to her prime best looking years though. A few years ago was meh at best.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34888 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:25 am to
I like her. She's talented, and she worked hard to get there. She seems to be generous, as well.


She's buying a new plane becuse Travis can't stand up straight in her current one. He's 6'5" and her old plane only has a 6'2" cabin clearance.

Plus, she'll have more room to make his sandwiches.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6155 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:45 am to
Couldn't name one song with a gun to my head. God I hope Frisco pummels KC Sunday.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9857 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:53 am to
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Men on this board trying to convince us they'd kick her outta bed or, worse still, that they have better at home. Y'all are dumb as hell.


she's not ugly by any stretch of the imagination.
but she's also not some ridiculous hottie either.

sure I'd hit it.

but there are a TON of other female celebs that blow her out of the water.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70532 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:55 am to
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You must be blind. I’d spank that all night. She is not a 10 by any means but she is very doable.

Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:57 am to
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87% of Taylor swift photos have her mouth open


You know she songs for a living? Her mouth kinda has to be open
Posted by Swiss Alps
Member since Feb 2024
153 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:57 am to
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And also claim social media is the downfall of society, they don't watch or read mainstream media and hate the NFL (rigged)...

... knows every detail of Tay Tay's weekly press junket.


they watch Faux News and Newsmax on the reg though. It's why they're so dumbed down.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20965 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:00 am to
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87% of Taylor swift photos have her mouth open



You mean, open...like she's singing?
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
88209 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:04 am to
Bird head with flats buns

Good for some I guess
Posted by Dairy Sanders
Member since Apr 2022
2963 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:24 am to
A tall basic skinny blonde with no curves and a bunch of beauty products thrown on her is not hard to find. Hell you can give 95% of female college volleyball players $500 to Ulta and a trip to a decent hair salon and they’ll come out looking better than she does at her shows.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2506 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:32 am to
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tay tay


Posted by aruss15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
756 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:47 am to
People who say they wouldn't are just trying to be "cool". She's better looking than 90% of OT wives/girlfriends
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7251 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 9:57 am to
Linda Ronstadt is a much better singer.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70532 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 12:08 pm to
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Linda Ronstadt was arguably as good of a singer.
FIFY and have you seen her lately?


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