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re: 83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison in Yellowstone National Park.....

Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:07 am to
Posted by LSUminati
Member since Jan 2017
4164 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:07 am to
OT but saw a couple of bison fight head to head in person last summer in Yellowstone. It was pretty sweet.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:10 am to
On our way back from Sturgis, a few years ago, my B-I-L and I made the way over to Yellowstone and found ourselves in a traffic jam caused by a buffalo herd..

A couple of the beasts were wandering down the middle of the road between the two lines of cars while some stupid people were even reaching out attempting to touch them. (SMH)

B-I-L and I did a U-turn and rode off out of the way thinking the Buffalo may see two guys on Harleys as a smaller challenge and we wanted no part of it. The B-I-L on a Harley did resemble a buffalo at a quick glance while I, on the other hand, looked more like Mr. Easy Rider.

In another instance, I was driving some small dirt roads in the Custer State Park up in South Dakota and met face to face with a buffalo herd. The road was on the side of a hill and thought it might be even worse trying to outrun the herd in reverse so we just sat there quietly hoping they'd just pass and leave us alone.

Most of them passed without incident but one tapped my rear view mirror while another gored the trunk of the rental. Fortunately just a nick that the rental car didn't notice.

Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43937 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:25 am to
She's actually a transplant from NJ now living in Greenville, SC.

Reminds me of the so-called "SC Woman" eaten by the alligator at Hilton Head. She was a dumbass transplant from Manhattan who had never seen anything in the wild bigger than a sewer rat.

Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49699 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:27 am to
FAFO
Posted by cwil1
Member since Oct 2023
907 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:40 am to
Has that Bison been offered an athletic scholarship in the SEC yet?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29730 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:40 am to
"When asked how she felt, the woman said she was most upset that her favorite tattoo - A colorful image of Elvis riding a unicorn on a rainbow - had to be ruined in order to save her life."

"They should have just let me die," said the woman who is expected to need several weeks to recuperate from her injuries."




That is not the Bee. Just me having some fun with my deep knowledge of the local population.

Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4241 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Media needs to stop “humanizing” dangerous wild animals on TV, movies, children’s books etc.. 


I disagree. Let the idiots get taken out, Darwin style.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:46 am to
After visiting Yellowstone a few years ago the natural beauty of the springs and mud pits is undeniable but always in the back of my mind was how quick we would die should the boardwalk give way or you take a misstep where you shouldn’t. Danger is always close by in that park.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75210 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:46 am to
Rough week for 83 year olds.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6289 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:48 am to
Yeah but what was grandmas 40 time??
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:51 am to
quote:



I disagree. Let the idiots get taken out, Darwin style.


I see tourist doing stupid shite around bears all the time. I used to warn them, now frick it.

Stupidity needs to be weeded out of society. Bears and bison can do it legally.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26073 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:54 am to
The guy that leases the cow pasture behind the house had a huge Brangus bull. He would snort and stomp at anyone who came up to him - except for some reason he was cool with me (I gave him cow cubes).

I would always keep a fence between the bull and me. You just cannot trust something that is large and untamed.

The bull got a severe hoof infection that led to his "retirement." He would lie down and I could then walk up to him. I think he wanted some pity attention.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27487 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Park visitors are also being warned this week that elk with calves can be extremely dangerous.


Keiland Williams, thank you for your service.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27780 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 11:58 am to
Bison where literally hunting us at the hotel in Yellowstone!!

Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
7207 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 12:26 pm to
We watched this guy get out of his car so he could follow this bear on foot. He was maybe 30 yards from it to follow.

Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17137 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 12:28 pm to
If they are anything like a bull they can move with amazing speed.

I have no intention of messing around with either species.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108051 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

This is another example of how they have to speak to infantilized adults, "Friend-shaped". I guess making warnings sound cute helps people realize and remember the wilderness isn't some big petting zoo.


The National Park Service social media presence is very pop-culture-ish at this point. I wouldn't take that as infantilizing adults. They're generally just a funny account.
This post was edited on 6/4/24 at 12:32 pm
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
7207 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Bison where literally hunting us at the hotel in Yellowstone!!



We stayed by Canyon Village a few years ago. Turned the corner on the walk back from eating (there's a cluster of lodges, dining and shopping all connected by sidewalks)

When we turned the corner, this giant monster was right there. We calmly walked backwards and down another sidewalk to constantly move away from it. I didn't see the details, but I could easily see situations where an 83 year old lady could accidentally get in a bad situation.




Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4001 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 12:33 pm to
That bison should have "FAFO" shaved into his hide.



..four more, and he's officially an ace.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37539 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 12:34 pm to
She should be more careful. A person of that age is almost old enough to be president
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