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re: 7 Lies wives tell their husbands

Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:30 am to
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11010 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:30 am to
I like giving you blowjobs
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22129 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:20 am to
Watched family feud last night with the wife and the question was "Name something women like to watch their husbands do". One of the guys said "suffer"
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73149 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:22 am to
quote:

"I'm totally cool with your poker nights."
is this really a thing?

I dont know any guys who have poker nights
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:56 am to
quote:

I dont know any guys who have poker nights



What Gender Am I Board
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:16 am to
quote:

lborn 22


Don't forget about Overly Sensitive Military Wives
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73149 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:18 am to
quote:

What Gender Am I Board
or what age am I board?

or

what crappy city do I live in that playing poker is more fun than going somewhere fun board?

Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:21 am to
"I won't be mad"
Posted by PlanoPrivateer
Frisco, TX
Member since Jan 2004
2797 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:57 am to
I must have missed it. I can't believe no one mentioned "I have a headache."
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9217 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:03 am to
"I'm really laid back and don't like drama"


yeah, right....
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47529 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:05 am to
quote:

2. "You have the biggest penis I've ever seen."


my gf tells me about all the big one's she's had. It makes me cum harder.
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
Member since Nov 2009
2829 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:09 am to


Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9218 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:37 am to
"He's just a friend"

"I have no clue why that loan is on my credit, must be a mistake"
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17226 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:50 am to
quote:

2. "You have the biggest penis I've ever seen."


fricking hate when she does this shite. I've seen porno's bitch, and I know I'm white. I got what I got, don't be lieing though
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:53 am to
quote:

or what age am I board? or
what crappy city do I live in that playing poker is more fun than going somewhere fun board?




So you have to be 60+ living in Tulsa to play poker?


Or

It's a great excuse to get the guys over to the house, drink uncontrollably, win/lose money and talk about strippers for hours and not make it seem like a slumber party.

Posted by NbamaTiger90
Member since Sep 2012
1752 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:09 am to
"I think I only have 1 credit card in your name"
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9217 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:18 am to
"I was just driving along and the car started acting funny. Now the steering is off and there's a big dent in the rim"
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54220 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:26 am to
The biggest lie of all is spoken when she takes her vows on your wedding day. I call it the sixth month lie. She promises to take you as you are. Six months later she is trying her damndess to change everything she doesn't like about you.

Has happened to me twice, so far.
Posted by Lakebound
Member since Nov 2004
3832 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:35 am to
quote:

One of the guys said "suffer"


Was that the #1 answer?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81222 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:39 am to
Retarded.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:40 am to
quote:

I dont know any guys who have poker nights


all the guys you know are too busy posting online?
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