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re: 59 Afghans must feel like they won the lottery to resettle in Louisiana over other states

Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54883 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Louisiana is slated to welcome 59, according to U.S. officials.

Most of them will probably find jobs, work, stay out of trouble, and not be a drain on society. Sounds like an improvement for Louisiana.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10616 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:44 pm to
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Louisiana is slated to welcome 59, according to U.S. officials.



In related news, Louisiana now has 59 kebab restaurants.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66395 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:45 pm to
i mean let's drop them off on plank road and keep the cameras rolling.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65967 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:49 pm to

Al Quediana has a nice ring to it.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1413 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:56 pm to
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n related news, Louisiana now has 59 kebab restaurants


Wishful thinking…more like kebab “carts” pulled by a fair conditioned 1970s Mercedes…

Also, if you have a fair conditioned 1970s Mercedes for sale, you might have 59 new browsers on your Craigslist ad…
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38959 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:57 pm to
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59 Afghans must feel like they won the lottery to resettle in Louisiana over other states


I'm sure they're happy to be anywhere in the USA
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66395 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

…more like kebab “carts”


i'm in!
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65967 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:14 pm to

Literally called Unlucky Dogs...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66395 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:17 pm to
eh, i ate kabobs from a street vendor across from Yankee Stadium years ago. no idea what the meat was but, it was damned good.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:23 pm to
Read Malala’s book

She was shot in face for trying to read books

Certain parts of Nola and BR will shoot you by people who don’t want to read books.

Need more Malalas in this world.

Welcome home, refugees.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:28 pm to
North Baton Rouge could use some diversification. That would be fun to watch.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50411 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:30 pm to
That's at least 120 votes right there for JBE and his ilk! Yay!

PS: Also, we won't require these poor souls to show an ID or vax proof anywhere they go. That would be racist.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:36 pm to
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Yay! Measles, mumps, rubella, and Covid!

Aloha Snackbar!!!
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40859 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:37 pm to
They'll own 6 gas stations in no time.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64695 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:38 pm to
Fair warning. We're in a measles watch here in Virginia because of refugees.


It's literally being called "Afghan measles."
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10616 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Wishful thinking…more like kebab “carts” pulled by a fair conditioned 1970s Mercedes…

Also, if you have a fair conditioned 1970s Mercedes for sale, you might have 59 new browsers on your Craigslist ad…



Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27469 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 4:10 pm to
Where are they going?




ETA: Why the frick are we getting 6x's the number as MS & Bama


Do we need to really need more refugees after (2) back to back fricking hurricanes? Was that not enough drain on the state?
This post was edited on 9/16/21 at 4:13 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24839 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 4:14 pm to
I am a glass is half full kinda guy, so I am looking forward to some legit afghan food. Come on, Refugees. Open a restaurant and whip up some of that yummy nan!
Posted by Wermanium
Member since Apr 2016
754 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 4:19 pm to
37,000 came over. How did y'all only end up with 59?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66395 posts
Posted on 9/16/21 at 4:22 pm to
wait til those 49 wake up in january in north dakota!
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