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re: 5 months sober and need to hear some terrible partying stories.

Posted on 11/12/20 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 9:59 pm to
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The Bride’s cake or the Groom’s cake? I feel like this makes a difference lol


I was questioning that too.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28764 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 9:59 pm to
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terrible partying stories.


Talking to a girl I was interested in at a bar.

Her ex bf was a bartender and tried to roofy her. Instead he roofeed me.

I left her, took another girl to cashs. And licked her vagina in a booth in full view.

Was only not arrested because the cop knew me and knew something was wrong and it wasn't alcohol.

Spent 6 hours in the ER and got a yeast infection in my mouth.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2224 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:00 pm to
I partied hard for 10 years and all I have to show for it is a divorce, custody agreement and transplanted liver.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9351 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:04 pm to
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What was her reaction?


She was sleeping. I was just about to doze off and the bathroom door cracks open and it’s my wife going “babe? babe?” followed by hysterical laughter. I stumbled out of the bed and ran into the bathroom. It’s a top story at every family gathering.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66791 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:05 pm to
In 2002, a couple weeks after the first Bonnaroo, we were in Manchester, TN partying with a couple friends and some girls we met at the show. It was supposed to be just a night but turned into two. Saturday night was wild, and sometime Sunday afternoon my friend and I woke up to his phone ringing in this chick's car. We were in Panama City. The girl's mom had called us and was pissed. Evidently, we had left out with the girl going to the beach, but left her somewhere south of Montgomery. Her mom was legit going to press charges for auto theft, but she talked her out of it. We went and ate Waffle House at like 2 in the afternoon, filled the car up, and picked her up on our way back through. She drove the rest of the way back to Manchester.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2328 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:07 pm to
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Instead of focusing on the bad of drinking, maybe focus on the good that sobriety has brought you. I'd love to hear something awesome you've gained through sobriety


Yeah man it's crazy the amount of hobbies you gain when you ain't shitfaced. I've been a bad alcoholic and drug user since I was 18. An entire decade.

Have a great job
skateboarding
volleyball
fishing
basketball
cooking
reading
My Paw Paw and brothers don't hate me

Lots of good stuff
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49106 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:11 pm to
When I was 16 I was hanging out with a bunch of people I looked up to. I drank 2 shots back to back of everclear on fire and then to show i was for real, I grabbed the bottle and downed 1/4.

I immediately regretted my actions.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5742 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:18 pm to
Well, other than a heart attack at 41, fatty liver diagnosis at 43, I'm good to go...
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

Have a great job
skateboarding
volleyball
fishing
basketball
cooking
reading
My Paw Paw and brothers don't hate me

Lots of good stuff





That’s amazing man. 5 months is a long time, you’ve got this. Saying that you’ve been sober for a year will be an amazing feeling and you’re almost halfway there. Keep going. You’re life is so much better off without booze.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
11559 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:22 pm to
"I'm struggling to stay sober. Please trigger me."
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:25 pm to
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Gravitiger


“I need attention to feel important. Someone please pay attention to me.”
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
39821 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:25 pm to
I was a raging cocaine addict and alcoholic for a decade. I showed my arse so many times that it's still embarrassing to imagine what certain people think about me. Been sober for over 4 years.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56320 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:42 pm to
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I showed my arse so many times


Real talk, I think one of the reasons I haven't attempted sobriety (and I very much am an alcoholic) is that, according to those I have asked, my behavior isn't any demonstrably worse or different outside of an increase in volume and enthusiasm when I drink. If it caused me more problems, I'd probably be a lot more worried about it. The only thing that gives me pause is my health, and I'm just not very concerned about that, in all honesty.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:43 pm to
urinated on my roomates clothes and pictures
flashed some security guards and twerked butt naked infr ont cowokers

passed out in a garage in miami
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:48 pm to
5 months is awesome! Just passed 3 months here. Keep working it, stay in touch with your sponsor and connected with others. You got this
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54930 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:51 pm to
Is it worth losing your home, car, job, family, friends?

Because I have seen that happen more than once.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12423 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 10:56 pm to
shite my fat thumb hit the dv button, but that's the good stuff man. That list right there is where your kind should be. May be hard to push through, but think of how far you come, how much better you are, how much more deeply you're able to love your family and the love your getting in return. Great stuff!! Keep on!
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
11919 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 11:07 pm to
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Drop kicked the cake at a wedding reception


Am I the only one that wants to hear this whole story?



In all seriousness, this:

quote:

My Paw Paw and brothers don't hate me


should be enough for you to stay away. Be strong bro
This post was edited on 11/12/20 at 11:09 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18690 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 11:11 pm to
Let’s go back to the drop kicked the cake at a wedding reception.

I really want to hear this one
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
11559 posts
Posted on 11/12/20 at 11:15 pm to
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“I need attention to feel important. Someone please pay attention to me.”


Yeah, cause I start so many threads. Not like the OP "help me" at all.

I know dozens of people in recovery. None of them ask strangers on the internet for drunkie druggie war stories from strangers when they are struggling. That is the definition of a trigger and an almost surefire sign of impending (or even planned) relapse.
This post was edited on 11/12/20 at 11:25 pm
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