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40 min crap spin off thread: is there a notorious pooper in your office?
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:41 am
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:41 am
We have this guy in our office who regularly spends 30 plus min in the shitter. Everyone in the office knows it and gives him a hard time for it but he does not seem to care that everyone thinks he’s a literal POS. Does any body else have one of these at their office? It makes me irrationally angry probably because of his guy is an idiot.
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:41 am to deathvalleyfreak43
OweO really stinks up the place around here with his constant shite.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:41 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Present
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:42 am to deathvalleyfreak43
All of them. They take turns.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:42 am to deathvalleyfreak43
My office might think I'm that guy this morning. I've been in there three times for false alarm red bean farts.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:42 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Not notorious for time on the throne, but at my old company we had a guy we used to call "the pantsless pooper."
On our floor there was always a guy taking a dump in the stall who would hang his pants up on the stall door. It was extremely noticeable by those walking in and out to take a piss.
Nobody ever figured out who it was.
On our floor there was always a guy taking a dump in the stall who would hang his pants up on the stall door. It was extremely noticeable by those walking in and out to take a piss.
Nobody ever figured out who it was.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:43 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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he’s a literal POS
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It makes me irrationally angry probably because of his guy is an idiot.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:43 am to deathvalleyfreak43
If you look around and don't see a notorious pooper, you're the notorious pooper.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:43 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I don't monitor my coworkers bathroom trips you fricking weirdo
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:44 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Nobody ever figured out who it was.
Did he shite barefoot or something?
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:44 am to deathvalleyfreak43
The Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:44 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Per my thread a few weeks ago, yes there is.
Our logistics manager takes about 3 30-45 minute shits a day
Our logistics manager takes about 3 30-45 minute shits a day
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:45 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Not currently, but there are only 3 males in the whole building.
My last job had just one, one-stall men's bathroom for 6 guys and one guy shite 2-3 times every morning. He monopolized the damn bathroom every goddamn day. I had to use the women's bathroom once I was so close to shitting my pants.
My last job had just one, one-stall men's bathroom for 6 guys and one guy shite 2-3 times every morning. He monopolized the damn bathroom every goddamn day. I had to use the women's bathroom once I was so close to shitting my pants.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:45 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I wear a diaper and shite at my desk. I ain’t got no time to be walking to the bathroom.
Efficiency baws.
Efficiency baws.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:46 am to deathvalleyfreak43
No, but I want to share that I laid down a bowl full yesterday that just about didn’t make it down on two flushes. One of those that sits above the water level and just smells the room up awful. On 2nd flush, the toilet bubbled and threw splash back onto the seat and floor around. It was a proud moment. I did use the brush and cleaned the skid marks off the bowl but the smell probably didn’t clear for an hour or more.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:46 am to deathvalleyfreak43
We have a guy who leaves a little poop on the back part of the seat where his butt crack would be. And he leaves it there every time.
Not sure if he is leaning forward and it is shooting out towards the back?
Kinda gross.
Not sure if he is leaning forward and it is shooting out towards the back?
Kinda gross.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:53 am to Tiger in Gatorland
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No, but I want to share that I laid down a bowl full yesterday that just about didn’t make it down on two flushes. One of those that sits above the water level and just smells the room up awful. On 2nd flush, the toilet bubbled and threw splash back onto the seat and floor around. It was a proud moment. I did use the brush and cleaned the skid marks off the bowl but the smell probably didn’t clear for an hour or more.
Good job baw- I usually leave the ones I’m really proud of in the bowl for others to admire.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:02 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Yeah... there was a guy that would stink up the big bathroom. A couple of us would know he was in the stall and we would turn off the lights in the bathroom. We would laugh at his cries for help in the pitch darkness..
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:05 am to Foreskinski
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I make a dollar. My employees make a dime. That's why I poop on company time
- The OT
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:08 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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