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re: 3 women thought river went in a circle - had to be rescued

Posted on 7/14/16 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73610 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything


This reminds me of the time while driving at night I told my GF that running over road reflectors turns them off. She didn't believe me so I told her to turn around and look behind us. Her look of astonishment was priceless.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86128 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 2:52 pm to
To be fair to them, a lazy river is circular.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20014 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 2:52 pm to
That is on par with telling your kids that the ice cream man only plays music to let everyone know he is out of ice cream.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26327 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 2:53 pm to
You can't fix stupid and unfortunately you can breed it.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 2:55 pm to
surprised no Katrina comments yet.

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19954 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
The guy that told them that is laughing quite a bit.

Imagine how funny that story would be while drinking a beer with your buddy
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40857 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
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surprised no Katrina comments yet.



She just got rescued this morning, you have to give her time to get on a computer to post.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95636 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:05 pm to
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Look at all the blocked and hidden comments


This thread right here could get bantastic, if you catch my meaning.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:20 pm to
thar she blows!
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:22 pm to
shite, those aren't even tubes for actual tubing on a river, those are shitty wal-mart pool floats.



Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22190 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:22 pm to
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So they thought they were in a moat?



Or a Lazy River.

Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2113 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 3:27 pm to
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She took me out to dinner a few nights later to thank me.


And.....
Posted by Miller Lite Fan
Member since May 2015
321 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:04 pm to
I told all my coworkers about this story and they
Posted by Hunter82378
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
846 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:11 pm to

Which bring us to our next topic
"Stay away from crack!"
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29822 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:12 pm to
Apparently Charles Darwin is a zombie.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109242 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:14 pm to
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Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20497 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:30 pm to
I had a trail guide tell us this;

He's riding along in a motor cycle. He sees a hot lady at a bus stop crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm lost. I'm looking for Bell Rock."

"It's about 20 miles away. You have to take the bus after this one in about 2 hours."

Rides off, laughing. The lady was literally at the park entrance to Bell Rock.
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:37 pm to
Opened the link. Not surprised at what I saw.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:39 pm to
Whoever told them that is gonna get charged with a hate crime
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74850 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 5:55 pm to
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