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re: 2 weeks alone - ideas?
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:23 am to HoboDickCheese
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:23 am to HoboDickCheese
quote:
s that the one molly schlyer or whatever did two or three of in one sitting?
Yes. She is unreal.
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Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:24 am to Alyosha
Order a large pizza. Eat it on the sofa or in bed while watching a manly movie that your wife doesn’t quite appreciate. Fall asleep on said sofa or bed, before putting up the pizza. (Really cut loose)
Then on day two, get back to work and do at least one thing she’ll appreciate when she gets back. Get an oil change. Clean your gutters.
Spend some time on self reflection. Maybe drive out to put some flowers on your grandbaws grave. But, don’t be a bitch. You don’t need a mani-pedi, soy boy.
Then on day two, get back to work and do at least one thing she’ll appreciate when she gets back. Get an oil change. Clean your gutters.
Spend some time on self reflection. Maybe drive out to put some flowers on your grandbaws grave. But, don’t be a bitch. You don’t need a mani-pedi, soy boy.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:33 am to Langland
quote:I went down a food challenge rabbit hole a few months ago and she’s the most impressive in my opinion, disgusting but most impressive
quote:
s that the one molly schlyer or whatever did two or three of in one sitting?
Yes. She is unreal.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:33 am to X123F45
Cigars?
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:39 am to Alyosha
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Ok Baws, wifey (no pics) will be gone two weeks hiking Tour du Mont Blanc
Won’t be the only big white thing she sees in that 2 weeks
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:41 am to Breauxsif
She’s probably going to ruin it by telling all her friends I’ll be alone. Then they’ll ask me to dinner, and I’ll be obligated to go.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 3:45 am to Alyosha
quote:
She’s probably going to ruin it by telling all her friends I’ll be alone
Posted on 6/23/21 at 3:58 am to X123F45
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Just type in Brent Cobb on Pandora and let the chips fall where they may
Ain’t no road too long, baw.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 5:27 am to Alyosha
telling all her friends
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pics of wife's friends?
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pics of wife's friends?
Posted on 6/23/21 at 5:32 am to Alyosha
Watch porn with the volume turned up.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 6:41 am to Alyosha
quote:Whoa there Romeo!
Plan to. Just ordered The Gambler by Dostoyevsky, then I’ll be finished with his complete works.
Leave some pussy for the rest of us!
Posted on 6/23/21 at 6:46 am to Alyosha
I just went through this. Wife and two kids were gone for a week and a half. The first day or two was awesome, then I started missing the family a lot. I had this idea that I'd get a lot of stuff done around the house, but I ended up working long days because there was no rush to get home, reverting back to a 20-something bachelor diet of beer and pizza, and catching up on some tv shows. I had trouble sleeping because the house was so quiet and lonely. I was sure glad when my family got back home.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 6:47 am to harmonics
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What is your favorite thing to do when the wife is gone? Do that..... A lot.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 6:52 am to BottomlandBrew
If there's a style of cooking that your wife and kids don't enjoy, find a restaurant and each night try something different. Then go home and work on the yard and driveway.
Movies that only you like? Find others by the same director, and enjoy them.
The politician you are interested in, the internet will have his/her speeches that nobody in your family wanted to hear.
Enjoy one day of silence.
Plan your wife's return a day before the kids come home.
Movies that only you like? Find others by the same director, and enjoy them.
The politician you are interested in, the internet will have his/her speeches that nobody in your family wanted to hear.
Enjoy one day of silence.
Plan your wife's return a day before the kids come home.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:02 am to Alyosha
quote:Didn’t have to.
Didn’t say she’s trashy.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:04 am to Alyosha
Wifey that is a term only women use and a stupid one at that
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:23 am to Cracker
This is the strangest thing I have heard in a while. Your wife went on a 2 week vacation by herself? She either hates you or is banging someone else
This post was edited on 6/23/21 at 7:24 am
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:48 am to Alyosha
A lot of relaxation. Maybe a day if day drinking and naps. Also lots of pizza and CWS on the sofa
Posted on 6/23/21 at 7:50 am to X123F45
quote:
Real talk.
Damn I really saw myself doing all this as I read it.
Talk about productivity and peace.
Posted on 6/23/21 at 8:16 am to thadcastle
quote:He didn't say she is going by herself, he just said she was going without him. Could be a girls trip or some shite.
This is the strangest thing I have heard in a while. Your wife went on a 2 week vacation by herself?
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