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re: 17% of men haven’t Flogged the dolphin in a year

Posted on 5/15/21 at 7:35 am to
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7492 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 7:35 am to
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As long as you aren’t doing it five times a day.


I'm pretty sure I've hit that number before
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90617 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:17 am to
If I don’t bust a nut once a day whether through sex with the gf or jacking off I can’t function well because I’ll think about pussy all day instead of my work, and every slight rub from my jeans when I walk will stimulate me
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66804 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:20 am to
EarlyCurler being soo angry in his posts makes sense now.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:21 am to
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Masturbation is a horrible habit. It’s damages you psychologically, cheapens your relationship, ruins intimacy, etc.

You can argue it’s normal as much as you want, but it’s not. It’s bad enough on its own. Adding porn into the equation is the equivalent of doing heroin and arguing it’s healthy.
This has got to be a cry out for attention because there's no way you're being serious.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:22 am to
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Are you retarded? I’m serious. Are you?


No. Masturbation is not a good thing. It’s psychologically damaging and addicting. Porn has destroyed an entire generation of people. And chronic masturbation is usually a symptom of depression, anxiety, or narcissism. It isn’t healthy for you and the small unearned temporary reward you receive is damaging to you as a person.

If you want to test my hypothesis, stop doing it for 8 weeks and let me know how you feel then. Use that drive and energy and time elsewhere. When you get the urge replace it with a beneficial activity. Exercise, meditate, read a book, call a family member you haven’t checked on in a while, pick up a hobby. All of those things will improve your life and your mental state. Masturbation is just a pathetic lazy crutch. It’s a drug for the apathetic.

We refuse to have this conversation in society today because we have largely killed religion and replaced it with moral relativism and peak narcissistic consumer culture. It’s much much easier to avoid the issue than address it. We should be putting others ahead of ourselves. We should be striving to do and be better for ourselves and loved ones. allMasturbation is counter to both of those goals. Our current society places self above all and that is a road to death and ruin.
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 8:34 am
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:27 am to
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I haven't done it since before meeting my now wife 2.5 years ago. She is wonderful and deserves to have all my sexual energy lavished on her.



Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:36 am to
Gawd, another preachy former sex addict. Congrats on beating your addiction, but you don’t speak for everyone. Not everyone is like you. Masturbation is a healthy alternative to sex. It’s only a problem for those who prefer it to sex.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:37 am to
Saucing the taco
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16534 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:39 am to
Had a vasectomy a month ago and have been beating it like it owes me money to get the pipes cleaned out. Almost time to submit a sample.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:44 am to
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Gawd, another preachy former sex addict. Congrats on beating your addiction, but you don’t speak for everyone.


I’m not a sex addict and I never have been.

I know we are not going to convince each other. I believe in a higher power and sacrificing yourself for the good of others. You believe in yourself to be the center of the universe and anyone who doesn’t feel that way is a preachy moron and easily dismissed.

Before you start with the mentality of “this post is not meant for me and so I will attack it” maybe realize someone out there needs to hear that and you should be ok with that.
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 9:02 am
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49663 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:56 am to
bullshite
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:02 am to
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39948 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:10 am to
fricking live, responsive women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whacking off.

OT2 or OT10, doesn't matter.

Get away from the keyboard for a bit gents.

And porn sucks. See the "live, responsive" women part above.

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:13 am to
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You can argue it’s normal as much as you want, but it’s not.


Trying to think of any more wrong statement.
Posted by tiger1014
Member since Jan 2011
12511 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:17 am to
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Nguyener


You want to come in here and say porn is equivalent to heroin and people take you seriously?
Posted by OutOfNames
Member since Dec 2019
796 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:19 am to
I'd say with physical disabilities and the elderly, 17% seems reasonable.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58755 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:22 am to
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You want to come in here and say porn is equivalent to heroin and people take you seriously?


He’s not wrong.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21797 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:29 am to
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When you get the urge replace it with a beneficial activity. Exercise, meditate, read a book, call a family member you haven’t checked on in a while, pick up a hobby.


Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24269 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:36 am to
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I have never masturbated. Never had the need to do so.

You masturbated and came on your TV screen when Johnny Jones was hired at LSU years ago.
Posted by tiger1014
Member since Jan 2011
12511 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:42 am to
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Mo Jeaux


Crazies out in full force today
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