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17% of men haven’t Flogged the dolphin in a year

Posted on 5/15/21 at 5:58 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21737 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 5:58 am
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Some men masturbate weekly, some men masturbate daily, some masturbate a few times a month, and still others hardly masturbate at all. All of these masturbation frequencies are considered within the normal range for men

Turns out I am normal with how often I polish the bishop

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17% had not masturbated in the past year
15% masturbate a few times per year to monthly
25% masturbate a few times per month to weekly
23% masturbate 2 to 3 times per week
20% masturbate more than 4 times per week


16.9999% of men are lying their asses off.

Count me in the 20%

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Masturbation is a common and very low-risk habit, and in fact, masturbation comes with many health benefits. In general, people should masturbate as often as it feels good for them. "You should masturbate whenever you want to and have the time and privacy to do so," Francis says. "Pleasure is healthy."

A 2016 study found men who ejaculate 21 times a month or more were significantly less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer,



Signs you’re masturbating too much:
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- Masturbation feels like a need instead of a choice.
- Masturbation no longer feels pleasurable due to pain, numbness, or a loss of pleasing sensations.
-Your masturbation is interfering with your ability to have a satisfying sex life with partners.
-You're struggling to keep up with your responsibilities or daily life because of how often you masturbate.

Are you burping the worm too much?

Here’s some benefits to choking the chicken


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There are many physical and mental benefits of masturbation, including:
- Stress relief
- Improved mood
- Increased energy
- Higher pain tolerance
- Reduced risk of prostate cancer
- Improved pelvic floor strength
- Improved sleep
- Can improve libido
- Can help people with penises last longer during subsequent partnered sex



Some assistant to help you on your way to a less stress, reduced prostate risk life

This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 6:10 am
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8759 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:04 am to
I would say at least 10% of adult American men can't even find their dick, so 17% might check out here.
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
18938 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:06 am to
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:09 am to
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You should masturbate whenever you want to and have the time and privacy to do so,"


Time? Nobody goes in to beat the meat for an extended period of time. I want to get the process done in less than a minute. Just like sex.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29923 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:10 am to
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18515 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:12 am to
Put me firmly in the everyday category.

Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:13 am to
Masturbation is a horrible habit. It’s damages you psychologically, cheapens your relationship, ruins intimacy, etc.

You can argue it’s normal as much as you want, but it’s not. It’s bad enough on its own. Adding porn into the equation is the equivalent of doing heroin and arguing it’s healthy.
Posted by NyCaLa
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1015 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:25 am to
I think it's more of a symptom of underlying issues.

At any rate, I haven't done it since before meeting my now wife 2.5 years ago. She is wonderful and deserves to have all my sexual energy lavished on her.

Porn is destructive and goes "hand in hand" with masturbation.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12613 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:26 am to
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You're struggling to keep up with your responsibilities or daily life because of how often you masturbate.




Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61581 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:30 am to
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17% had not masturbated in the past year
15% masturbate a few times per year to monthly
25% masturbate a few times per month to weekly
23% masturbate 2 to 3 times per week
20% masturbate more than 4 times per week





Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132232 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:31 am to
You can tell which percent is married.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30545 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:38 am to
Check my sig quote baw

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 6:39 am
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25185 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:40 am to
Good thing this isn't a problem at all for married men
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6482 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:41 am to
I’m married, so I’m in the 20%
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21737 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:45 am to
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You can argue it’s normal as much as you want, but it’s not.


These DOCTORS say otherwise
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31888 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:55 am to
Are you retarded? I’m serious. Are you?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23322 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:59 am to
I have never masturbated. Never had the need to do so.
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 7:08 am to
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7489 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 7:20 am to
hell yeah!
wrap your hand in 80 grit sand paper and throw in some death metal and wail on that thing like it owed you money!
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34458 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 7:30 am to
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Masturbation is a horrible habit. It’s damages you psychologically, cheapens your relationship, ruins intimacy, etc.
. I think porn can be extremely damaging, especially to the youth. Internet porn has fricked up an entire generation of males. I’ve caught kids in my class watching it, in class. Those kids are addicted to porn as some as young as 14.

Beating it is natural. As long as you aren’t doing it five times a day.
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