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re: 14 yo son just got letter from cia after he applied there

Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:20 am to
Posted by DJFord
Arabi
Member since Oct 2022
458 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:20 am to
In undergrad, I worked at the library with girl who was majoring in Russian studies and language. I remember she was going through a series of tests with the CIA which dealt with personality and IQ.

Haven’t heard from her since.

I mean the girl was smart af. I assume she went into the service.
This post was edited on 11/7/22 at 11:32 am
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13895 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:21 am to
Congrats on sending your son to a brainwash camp.
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
2635 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:42 am to
We need conservatives to infiltrate the rank and file...

that's how the left has taken over everything...
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6698 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:45 am to
Great. Your son will probably be responsible for eventually shutting down TD.
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
939 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:46 am to
The "recruiters" showing up at your house to provide pamphlets and "scholarship" information
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33883 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:46 am to
Good for him and you. You should be proud.

Sounds like he's figuring out his path a lot earlier than most people (took me until age 26). He's obviously self-driven so he'll probably be highly successful whether he decides to pursue a career with the CIA or not.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:47 am to
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what can he expect?


Vaccine mandates
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133214 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:51 am to


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Tell him to tell those spooks that he’s also getting interest from the OSS, the Stasi, and the NKVD.


I want to see the hat dance.


Has all sorts of Alphabet agency hats on the table, all of a sudden pulls this out of his pocket.





“Ohhhhhhh, a dark horse candidate! He’s all in to bring back the Union!”
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4309 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:51 am to
Have him practice in front of a mirror:

Posted by PSUMMERS
Ms
Member since Sep 2014
388 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 11:56 am to
Most that work for the Alphabet agencies are analysts. Sure that’s what he is being recruited as. Make sure he keeps his nose clean if he gets hired he will take a polly. Languages, geo political, and numbers are important. But they will tell him all that, he must be special for them to look at him at that age. And no I have never worked for them but I met people who have.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:04 pm to
He'll be expecting James Bond

He'll be getting Office Space
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9572 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:25 pm to
Better clear your social media history. They getting him to spy on you.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88324 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:26 pm to
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Better clear your social media history.


doesn't work for those baws, if it was on a computer they'll be able to find it
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:28 pm to
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Leave any cellular devices you have in your car, preferably in a shielded pouch.
They already have every keystroke you’ve ever made on your phone.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25081 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:29 pm to
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14 yo son
quote:

what can he expect?
Probably expect to be asked where his family members were at on January 6
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
72722 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:30 pm to
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They already have every keystroke you’ve ever made on your phone.
Some of mine won't make much sense to even their best & brightest minds....




Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11049 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:31 pm to
Langley isn’t in DC….
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:35 pm to
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Langley isn’t in DC….

It ain’t that far
Posted by bobBoxer
the great state of Texas
Member since Jun 2022
833 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:35 pm to
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That's awesome. Congrats on the smart kid. Not everyone gets one.

Definitely proud of him, he is in ninth grade and is taking two college courses this year, very proud of him
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11049 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 12:36 pm to
Sure it’s not, but not sure why they’d invite him to DC when the HQ is in Langley
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