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Zion Starry Commercial w Angel Reese and KAT (Video linked inside)

Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:19 pm
Posted by 3PieceSpicy
Metairie
Member since Jan 2021
6243 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:19 pm
This commercial dropped yesterday. Was waiting around to see if anyone made a thread on it. No one did, so here I am.

3 Min Full Length Film Below
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30 Sec Commercial

A couple things to note in terms of the potential timing of this commercial and when it was shot.

1) Angel Reese is in the commercial and advertised as a National Champion. LSU won the National Championship on 4/2. So it had to be after that.

2) The Pelicans Season ended on 4/12 against OKC.

3) The Timberwolves Season ended on 4/25

4) The headquarters of Mt Dew is in New York.

5) Angel Reese and KAT both posted on IG that they were in New York around the 5/17-5/24 window. Angel was doing a bunch of NIL stuff and KAT threw the 1st pitch out at a Yankees Game on 5/24. He also attended the game the day before.

6) Zion doesn’t post much on Social Media, so there are no further clues on his public profiles.

All of that to say, this commercial was likely shot 10-17 days ago.

Feel free to chime in with first impressions/observations of our franchise player’s performance in the commercial.
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 2:31 pm
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
61489 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:24 pm to
He was drinking Starry, not Starry Zero
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
6584 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:34 pm to
I fast forwarded 90 percent of that and still feel like I wasted 30 seconds of my life
Posted by supe12sta12z
Tiger Town
Member since Apr 2012
10388 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:35 pm to
I know what you're trying to insinuate but I'll wait to see what he looks like in September when media day rolls by before melting 2 months into the offseason.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52606 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:39 pm to
Neck thicker than my thigh
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110828 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 2:57 pm to
The bad - He didn't exactly look in top shape

The good - He looked at heck of a lot skinnier than he did in the Mountain Dew commercial
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22424 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:06 pm to
Starry has had a VERY distinct idea of their target audience lol
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9783 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:06 pm to
That was pretty awful. I have no idea who that commercial is targeting.

I can't say anything about how Zion looked. He always layers up, like most overweight people..
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
18206 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:36 pm to
As usual, he looks very thick and is hiding behind the layered-up clothing.
Posted by NOSHAU
Member since Feb 2012
11900 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

As usual, he looks very thick and is hiding behind the layered-up clothing.


Whenever the word "Zion" shows in a title, it is a guarantee that you will show up with your usual trash to add to the thread. Why are you even on this site?
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
18206 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:29 pm to
Nothing except the truth and confirmation of what most people are already saying on this site, throughout the NBA and media while some people remain in total denial after 4 years.
Posted by Baron
Member since Dec 2014
1646 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

He was drinking Starry, not Starry Zero


I have never seen a thin person drink Starry Zero
Posted by MakeMoney
Guck Foodell
Member since Aug 2008
4214 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 8:05 pm to
THICC
Posted by NOSHAU
Member since Feb 2012
11900 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

I have never seen a thin person drink Starry Zero


Honestly had never heard of Starry before this commercial.
Posted by Soggymoss
Member since Aug 2018
14275 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Honestly had never heard of Starry before this commercial.

It’s Sierra Mist rebranded. Apparently some girl sued because her name is Sierra Mist.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4272 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 10:26 pm to
Did you feel like himself in the commercial?
Posted by NOSHAU
Member since Feb 2012
11900 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:11 am to
quote:

It’s Sierra Mist rebranded. Apparently some girl sued because her name is Sierra Mist.
Really? I did not know that. Interesting. People sue for anything.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 8:13 am to
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Whenever the word "Zion" shows in a title, it is a guarantee that you will show up with your usual trash to add to the thread. Why are you even on this site?


Zion is fat and lazy and isn’t owning responsibility for such. Harness your anger correctly.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22424 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:25 am to
quote:

I have no idea who that commercial is targeting.


Cmon dude
Posted by NOSHAU
Member since Feb 2012
11900 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:04 am to
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Zion is fat and lazy and isn’t owning responsibility for such. Harness your anger correctly.

Another poster who does nothing but bitch and complain about all the local teams. Maybe you should change your username to Karen504girl
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