Official Penance Thread

I called for Gentry’s and Dell’s heads.

I forgive you Son. For repentance you must do 10 Hail Pellies.

I didn’t watch 3 games this year following the two losses to the Kings and the OT loss to Denver that we blew.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When Boogs went down, I started a whole thread about AD being a nice accessory player and not taking over games. I’m glad I was wrong. I’m not upset I made that thread. I think AD read it and started to man the frick up.

I repent for questioning the Holiday trade. I repent for favoring Monty over Gentry.

It felt good that I was patient with Jrue, while I thought he was overpaid, i Pelieved!

My penance begins with Darius Miler. Damn this might be one of my largest Pelisins. I was constantly critical of his game at the beginning of the season, but he has proved a vital role player. Forgive me

I gave Gentry and Dell a lot of rope throughtout most of the year. But Idk if it was right before or after Boogie went down, I went hard at Gentry and the organization as a whole for their lack of leadership. I was wrong and I am sorry for my lack of faith in the Gentrification of this team.

I also called out AD for not stepping up after Boogie went down. While he was admittedly passive, boy has he turned the dial up! I’ve never seen him or any player in this franchise play at this level. Those big shots last night against LAC is what the LeBrons, Curry’s, Hardens, and other MVPs do in this league. And I am in complete awe.

In the name of the Father AD, in the name of the sons, and in the name of the 9 holy streak. Amen

Sons, I was pissed. I was pissed and fell away. I was pissed at Gentry for not coaching this team the way I, a mere mortal, felt it should. I was mad at demps for hiring him and squandering away AD. I was mad at AD for not playing the way I felt he should. I was mad and turned away from the flock.

BUT GLORY PELELUJAH IVE SEEN THE LIGHT. I have found the faith in the almighty unibrow. I believe again in daddy del and his glorious ways. I again believe in uncle al. So my brothers I ask you to forgive me for the sins I have committed. For the times I wasn’t flapping the way I should have, for now I am here..:

AND WE RIDIN BITCHES

Bless me, King Cake Baby, for I have sinned. It has been many feasts of the epiphany since I have sought repentance.

I have taken the name of many a Pels player in vain

I have not kept holy all Pels games due to my lack of faith.

I have peeped on other teams who have attracted my attention and been unfaithful.

I have coveted what others have with their beautiful ball movement and lock down defenders.

Finally I have not honored my fathers, Dell and Alvin.

All along they have always been here. I accept any penance placed upon me by King Cake Baby through his humble servant the OG Pierre.

Bless you, sons, for being open about your sins.