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For the next two weeks, we are ALL Rockets :dude:

Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Say!

First off, let me give props to my Pelitard bros (All the OGs know that I coined Hornitard back in the day, then Rondozombie / Nobody started saying Rocketard and these fools tried to act like HE was the clever one ). Y'all had a hell of a season and appear to be heading towards contender status, so congrats on what is sure to be future success along with knocking off that lesbo-looking fraud Lillard. Most of you hate the Rockets but try to act like you don't saying the Mavs or Memphis or some shite is your biggest rival, but we all know that Boom has pissed many of you off and that you hate all things Texas. Despite of all that, I have been a civil participant of this board since it popped off a few years back. Guys like Epic Cajun, Fearthehat, HG, fun bunch, my dude Hendo and a few others can vouch. I give y'all props even though Yao sucks, Dwight is a bitch, Harden flops, Gordon is a traitor etc.

But sons, it's time to put all of that envy and hatred aside. Right now the NBA is on some other shite. You got the same teams making the finals every year. It's old and it's lame. But we have a chance to flip that script. Clutch City, them boys you love to hate, got the Warriors talking all kinds of stuff. Kerr bringing up rings, Dray keeping the Rockets' name in his mouth. They are insecure for a reason. They are ripe for the taking. We need to come together, just for a couple of weeks, and support the MVP - the real King James, your franchise's GOAT CP3, Clint, Trev, PJ, and the former Pel cornerstone Eric "Pretty Good" Gordon. We have the ONLY team capable of pulling this off. Lets put all of the animosity behind us and cheer the good guys on. Thanks, and F the Warriors!!

Posted by saints5021
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
17484 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:10 pm to
frick the Rockets...Eric Gordon can get fricked!
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10025 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

support the MVP - the real King James, your franchise's GOAT CP3, Clint, Trev, PJ, and the former Pel cornerstone Eric "Pretty Good" Gordon

Nope.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115962 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:11 pm to
Nah
Posted by Large Farva
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
8322 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:15 pm to
I think I'm going to root for Domestic Violence cases to come forward in the next week for both team's starting 5's (except for Klay because he's coming here). I'd rather that then root for either one of these teams.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:31 pm to
Can both of you lose somehow?
Posted by Tigerbiscuits
Mid-City
Member since Nov 2011
988 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:32 pm to
I loathe the Warriors but cannot wait to watch them dismantle the Rockets. Much like the Raptors and their fool-proof plan to take down King James, the Rockets roster tweaks and Morey ball madness designed to topple the Warriors will combust on launch and consume all Rockets fans dreams in flames, and it will be glorious. Screw the Rockets, James Harden is universally hated for a reason, CP3 is a whiny quitter brat and the original KD snake, and Eric Gordon is a bad person. Never trust a man from Houston.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25628 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:44 pm to
frick the Rockets
frick the Warriors
frick Lebron
go celtics, although i could care less about any of it. Once my team is out, i call it quits. It would make me happy if all of the remaining teams could lose.
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63548 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:57 pm to
I don’t blame Gordon, Anderson or anyone for playing for the lowlife Rockets, even though the Rocket fans are unusually obnoxious.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:57 pm to
Warriors win in a “G-Sweep.”

The only thing I wonder about is if Harden will be able to flop his way to the line at a decent clip; or if he’ll get the AD treatment.
This post was edited on 5/11/18 at 4:04 pm
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:59 pm to
lol no they can GTFO. I'll take Golden State
Posted by LuzianaFootball
Bay Area
Member since Dec 2008
7846 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:02 pm to
Want the warriors to lose first and then the Rockets to lose in the Finals. I will be happy
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:13 pm to
I'm cheering for the meteor
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38820 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:20 pm to
frick off
I hope the rockets get swept, Gordon gets run over by the team bus and harden goes 0-117
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
6571 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:48 pm to
Quietly hoping that Omer Asik walks out from the tunnel during the game and throws a table at Gordon, Paul, Ariza, and Anderson
Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11657 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:59 pm to
KD gonna drop 45 on Ariza and Tucker every game, Curry will make Paul breakdance again, and Klay is gonna smoke Harden like a Backwood filled with some dank ganja. Dubs in 5.
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

BobBarker


The price is wrong, bitch!


emphasis on bitch
Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11657 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:03 pm to
But you know I ain’t wrong.
Posted by ShamelessPel
Metairie
Member since Apr 2013
12723 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:04 pm to
Lmao this did not go well. 0/32 ratio. Nice try. The only team that cries more than GSW is Houston, and the only thing that benefits the Pelicans is a GSW massacre of Houston. If a 65 win team can only take 1 or 2 with home court, much easier to feel better about our exit.
Posted by Tigers2010
Member since Nov 2008
8806 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

frick the Rockets
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