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re: Zack Morris is a little prick

Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:48 pm to
Posted by LfcSU3520
Arizona
Member since Dec 2003
24474 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:48 pm to
that was a crime of passion basically. Can't really fault him for that. If anything, it just makes him look better.
Posted by SaintsXLIV
Utah
Member since Dec 2009
616 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 1:21 am to
lol, was he from Arkansas or Alabama?
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23223 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 3:59 am to
This is all I have to add to this discussion:

This post was edited on 7/29/10 at 4:15 am
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23223 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 4:23 am to
Oh, and let's not forget using a fake name and fake Australian accent to seduce his girlfriend's kid sister.



God only know what that perve is doing with his right hand below the frame.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22193 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 6:19 am to
quote:

I think his ultimate a-hole move was kissing Lisa Turtle.


He had to do it to ensure he banged every chick at Bayside before he left.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59310 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 6:32 am to
I wish I wouldve been here for this thread...
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25713 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 7:08 am to
This thread is pure greatness while being full of fail. Eric > Zack > Slater.

Slater was completely inept when it came to fixing Belding's car after Lisa wrecked the damn thing. Good ole arse raped, sex taping Eric stepped in and fixed the car, but only after stealing Lisa and blackmailing Zack and Slater into doing his bidding whenever he wanted them to.

I guess the real point of this thread should be that California doesn't have shite on New York.
This post was edited on 7/29/10 at 7:12 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40378 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 7:28 am to
Zack was just caught off gaurd by Eric's shenanigans is all. Had he spent more than a few days at Bayside Zack would have got his arse in line. No doubt Slater would have been Eric's bitch though..
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40378 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 7:33 am to
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This post was edited on 7/29/10 at 7:36 am
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 8:08 am to
Zack learned a valuable lesson after blowing up Mikey's spot about having a crush on the girl, calling Lisa's parents about her wearing make up, and calling screech a nobody
Posted by crazytiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2005
4397 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 8:15 am to
Eric got beat up by a girl....nuff said
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25713 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 8:30 am to
Jesse Spano is no ordinary girl. She's an Amazon woman hopped up on caffine pills and made bitter by a feminist inferiority complex. Few men would have a chance in that fight, plus you look like a bitch for hitting a girl.

Eric had no chance.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38656 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Zack also helped keep Tori in the closet by pretending to date her.


Comedy gold.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162887 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:34 am to
How many times did Zack dress in drag?
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17078 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Zack also helped keep Tori in the closet by pretending to date her.


You could argue Slater did the same for Jesse. Realistically, Jesse was way too pro-women's rights to be into guys. Even when she was dating Slater she constantly called him a pig and advocated how women don't need men. I bet Jesse made a pass at Violet at some point.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49394 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:43 am to
quote:

You could argue Slater did the same for Jesse.


Slater stayed with Jesse due to fear of his bodily health. He's a bitch.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40378 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:46 am to
I could buy into both the Spano and Tori muff diving rumors. I also think Stacey Karosi smoked cigs when folks wernt around.
Posted by jrenton
Houston
Member since Mar 2007
1999 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:49 am to
Reasons why Zack > Slater

1)Bagged Kelly while Slater took it like a bitch
2)Took it to another level by banging his sister
3)Put him in his place again by hooking up with Jesse during the school play
4)Made him fail the driving test wreck the school's go kart
5) Beat his arse in a fight and poured punch down his pants
6) I could go on for days.....
Posted by cajunatc
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2003
2463 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:54 am to
any where are they now pictures?

did zack and kelly ever get the big D after being married?

Hypothetically
Posted by Douboy
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
4332 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 9:59 am to
Luckily for the rest of the gang, Zack didn't allow Johhny Dakota to rope them into a life of smoking pot at Hollywood parties. There's no hope with dope!
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