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Posted on 7/29/10 at 3:11 pm to CocomoLSU
quote:I really want to say something clever to say how awesome what you just posted is. I'm speechless. Greatness called and you answered emphatically...
CocomoLSU
On this phone:
Posted on 7/29/10 at 7:29 pm to Jamohn
Can we all agree AC was on roids? In all my years of watching I never saw Mr. Balding call one kid in for a drug test, not even after Johnny Dakota offered them all pot. That being said, I bet slater had a shrunken peen. That being said when he exposed himself to Kelly she probably laughed. I'm not saying Zack was packing, but he was most likely bigger than AC.
How many inches do you think Screech was pushing into Violet?
How many inches do you think Screech was pushing into Violet?
Posted on 7/30/10 at 12:14 pm to PBnJ
didn't see this mentioned, but in regards to zack completely owning slater, he even stole slater's ex-girlfriend all while dressing up as an old woman and spying on them. Thats some major skills to pull trim like that 
now slater did manage to bag a princess so he gets props for that.
then again, he lost jessie to that hippie whining about plastic cups(graham i think was his name.)
now slater did manage to bag a princess so he gets props for that.
then again, he lost jessie to that hippie whining about plastic cups(graham i think was his name.)
Posted on 7/30/10 at 12:18 pm to LSUROCKS52
zack also showed what a great friend he was in the episode featuring jessie's dad's wedding. when jessie was being a whiny little bitch about her dad marrying a woman half his age and she was running away, zack chased her down in a golf cart and convinced her she was being stupid(as usual) and brought her back for the wedding. got her to make up with her dad and accept his new wife.
hippie feminist bitches are fricking miserable little count aren't they?
hippie feminist bitches are fricking miserable little count aren't they?
Posted on 7/30/10 at 12:21 pm to foreverLSU
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He didn't posess any redeeming qualities other than that awesome cell phone he always had handy.
Being able to call "timeout" >>>>> the cell phone IMO
Posted on 7/30/10 at 1:00 pm to rondo
shite yes, like when he called timeout so slater would punch out mr. belding. total dickbag move but still 
Posted on 7/30/10 at 1:30 pm to LSUROCKS52
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like when he called timeout so slater would punch out mr. belding. total dickbag move but still
that was hilarious. he could have put his timeout powers to greater use, there was so much potential.
Posted on 7/30/10 at 1:39 pm to foreverLSU
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he could have put his timeout powers to greater use
couldn't get much better than having your sometime rival punch out the school principal
Posted on 7/30/10 at 1:50 pm to foreverLSU
quote:He was obviously constrained by early '90s puritanical TV etiquette.
hat was hilarious. he could have put his timeout powers to greater use, there was so much potential.
Had this show been on today, he probably would've called timeout, taken a dump on Belding's desk, set up Slater to make it look like he did it, and put Slater's hand down Belding's pants.
...Wait, wasn't there some shitty Adam Sandler movie w/ a similar premise?
Posted on 7/30/10 at 2:15 pm to Jamohn
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He was obviously constrained by early '90s puritanical TV etiquette.
So was poor Jessica Spano. Instead of some good coke or meth she was forced to become addicted to caffeine pills. What a drag.
Posted on 7/30/10 at 2:41 pm to LSUROCKS52
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couldn't get much better than having your sometime rival punch out the school principal
touching kellys boobs > slater punching belding
Posted on 7/30/10 at 2:41 pm to LSUballs
yea, Jessie definitely wouldn't have been scared on adderrall.
that shite makes you think youre superman and can do everything...
that shite makes you think youre superman and can do everything...
This post was edited on 7/30/10 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 7/30/10 at 2:47 pm to foreverLSU
quote:That is SO beneath Zack. The man is a legendary poon hunter. Zack Morris does NOT fish with dynamite, he fishes w/ a spear and beats the guys who fish w/ dynamite.
touching kellys boobs > slater punching belding
Calling timeout to touch boob is something Slater would probably pull, which is why he was never entrusted w/ such power.
Posted on 7/30/10 at 2:58 pm to Jamohn
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That is SO beneath Zack.
Psh whatever! This morning on the college years Kelly expressed her interest going pre-med and Zach was like "get real that major is not for you." He basically told her she'd be better off making sammiches. & then when she got a job at the SBTB version of Hooters he got all pissy (which is funny b/c the outfits at The Max were kinda of suggestive and he never said anything when she worked there).
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Calling timeout to touch boob is something Slater would probably pull, which is why he was never entrusted w/ such power.
Jesus, can you even imagine what Screech would do with the timeout power?
This post was edited on 7/30/10 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 7/30/10 at 3:00 pm to CocomoLSU
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Nikki was like 14
Well sort of correct, she was 13.
Posted on 7/30/10 at 3:00 pm to foreverLSU
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when she got a job at the SBTB version of Hooters he got all pissy
It wasn't a problem when he was trying to sell calendars
Posted on 7/30/10 at 3:06 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Well sort of correct, she was 13.
There was grass on the field, imho.
Posted on 7/30/10 at 3:07 pm to ProjectP2294
Zack was a cock blocking stalker fig on professor laskey man
also another negative for slater was dating Alex. What a dumb bitch. I would have back handed the shite out of her for scaring off their ride when they were broke down on the turkey day episode
also another negative for slater was dating Alex. What a dumb bitch. I would have back handed the shite out of her for scaring off their ride when they were broke down on the turkey day episode
Posted on 7/30/10 at 3:07 pm to BilJ
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Anyway slater can't be cooler than Zack because he cried over a pet lizard.
I never knew Artie. We never conversed. Although, if I had known him; I'd miss him.
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