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You’re favorite Christopher Walken’s line?

Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:08 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:08 pm
“…Hunk of metal up my arse…”

“More cowbell!”

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My favorite line by him:

“Creesy’s art is death, and he’s about to paint his masterpiece.”
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:22 pm to
I'll stab ya in the face with a Soldering iron!
Posted by Soul Gleaux
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by Big Jim Slade
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:29 pm to
“You’re a cantaloupe”
Posted by Richard Grayson
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:31 pm to
Well, my dear.. don’t believe everything you hear.. about ol’ Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.

If I’ve overstated my welcome, just tap me on my head.
This post was edited on 3/17/23 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shite out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
Poolhall Junkies
Posted by Nyquillus Dillwad
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 9:32 pm to
I always liked this bit from “The Prophecy 3:”

quote:

You been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying -- you moan, cry out. You get to a spot that has you begging for release. Once, I was an Angel of Death -- now, I die every day -- when I have the cash.
This post was edited on 3/17/23 at 9:39 pm
Posted by 4thand20
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 9:34 pm to
Her legs…went on for days
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 10:02 pm to
"One Shot"

Posted by Jj283
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 10:07 pm to
This post was edited on 3/17/23 at 10:08 pm
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 10:24 pm to
Not sure if he said this at all but love this meme.

Posted by Grievous Angel
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my arse for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 3/17/23 at 10:44 pm to
I consider his reading of "The Raven" one performance, although not exactly fitting your definition. Everyone that is a fan of Poe or Walken needs to take this in.

Creepy AF.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/18/23 at 1:42 am to
Every line from Seven Psychopaths.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10208 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:06 pm to
That’s a funny accent you got there Cliff. You from New York or something?

No. I'm from here. Born and raised. No, not here. Over in Kansas.
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