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re: Watched the first Dune. What a snooze fest

Posted on 8/24/24 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 8/24/24 at 10:17 pm to
Unk I don’t think this board is for you.
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:52 am to
They answer these questions. Heck, spice is answered in the first 2 minutes of the film.
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:56 am to
Never read the books or knew anything about Dune prior to seeing 1/2 on HBO Max. Had to watch both a time or two to catch a lot of things, but thought they were great movies.
Posted by ChargerDog91
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 12:02 pm to
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The second one was worse. It's also a very tired story.


Lol. What?
Posted by ChargerDog91
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 12:04 pm to
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Why was security lax regarding the doctor? Surely someone with access to the inner circle of the Atreides would have security watching their every move... What was the significance of Thufir Hawat, and for that matter Piter de Vries? These are essential to the story, and are completely untouched in the new version. For that matter, they show lasers cutting through things like butter. Why aren't lasers used more frequently, and instead you see a lot of bladed combat? This also is left out. Don't look the answers up, give me your answers and reasoning. Heck, I will add this: why is spice so essential to this civilization, that major factions will go to war to control it? Do you think it's a drug, and the culture is so decadent that everyone wants to trip out.... or is there more to it?



Maybe next time you watch a movie put the phone down for a few seconds.
Posted by Gusoline
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 12:15 pm to
90 and 95% audience scores disagree.

like saying harry potter is slow and dull because they could have just started with grown harry and had the fight at the end of one movie.

LOTR is slow and dull, they could have just used eagles.

John wick is slow and dull. Why not just show his wife and dog dying at the beginning and send him to the boss of bosses.
This post was edited on 8/25/24 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Esquire
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 12:24 pm to
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LOTR is slow and dull, they could have just used eagles.


They didn’t even acknowledge Glorfindel at the Council of Elrond. If you didn’t read the books, you’d have no idea why they didn’t include him in the Fellowship. 0/10 would never watch again.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 1:30 pm to
Knowing what was coming I enjoyed it but I can see what you mean if I try to imagine what a casual sidewalk movie watcher would think.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 4:34 pm to
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saintkenn
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pretentious homos
Posted by DCtiger1
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 4:36 pm to
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For that matter, they show lasers cutting through things like butter. Why aren't lasers used more frequently, and instead you see a lot of bladed combat? This also is left out. Don't look the answers up, give me your answers and reasoning. Heck, I will add this: why is spice so essential to this civilization, that major factions will go to war to control it? Do you think it's a drug, and the culture is so decadent that everyone wants to trip out.... or is there more to it?


Are you serious with this?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 6:13 pm to
Hopefully they don’t make anymore, s**t gets even weirder after the first book.
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 6:23 pm to
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Unfortunately George Carlin (RIP) wasn’t available any longer…


She hid the remote… very sick shite.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 7:04 pm to
I love both movies but the lack of explanation for why spice is super important is legit.

Also I’m just pissed there wasn’t more guild navigators scenes
Posted by saintkenn
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 7:46 pm to
You're in the minority here with this bad take, just like your queer brethren. I'm sure you'll enjoy the new jersey shore when it comes out
Posted by Scoob
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:22 pm to
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For that matter, they show lasers cutting through things like butter. Why aren't lasers used more frequently, and instead you see a lot of bladed combat? This also is left out. Don't look the answers up, give me your answers and reasoning. Heck, I will add this: why is spice so essential to this civilization, that major factions will go to war to control it? Do you think it's a drug, and the culture is so decadent that everyone wants to trip out.... or is there more to it?



Are you serious with this?
Absolutely serious. Remember, I was responding to someone who hadn't read the books, who said this was the perfect adaptation.

The stuff I asked is relevant, essential to the universe they are building, and they plan to make more movies. It would be nice to actually set that universe's rules up, so you understand what and why things are happening.

This is a very advanced civilization (future humanity). They had computers, but had fought a war for survival against AI (think Terminator, but more advanced). Humans won, and they have completely banned computers of any sort. No google, no navigation, no engineering and design, no spreadsheets, no smartphones etc. All banned and you have to do it yourself.
You would be stuck basically on 1 planet, because even the calculations to go interplanetary would be too much for just a man to do it on the fly.

Spice is the fix... it is mind-altering and enhancing. Those two guys I mentioned, Hawat (Atreides) and De Vries (Harkonnens) are Mentats. They take spice regularly and have become basically human computers. Every House employs a Mentat, to do computer stuff. Remember Duke Leto asks Hawat something early on, he blinks and spits out numbers in reply? That's his purpose, to crunch the numbers and do other computational stuff.
Spice in heavier doses mutates the Pilots, so they are able to do the interstellar travel. They are independent of the Houses, and make a huge profit running that angle, as they are the only ones who can do it.

Thus, without spice, the entire civilization collapses. You probably couldn't even balance your budget without a ton of work, much less handle multi-planet governments or interstellar travel. He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

Re the lasers- this civilization has long had that, but they developed shield technology. Shields and lasers don't mix, you get an explosion of random, undetermined size, up to and exceeding a thermonuclear explosion. Wouldn't do for a small skirmish or raid, trying to take territory, if you zap a guy with a shield on (and lots have them), and you nuke yourself and the city you are trying to take. So, no lasers. The shields block any kinetic energy, so you could shoot them with a gatling gun and it wouldn't do shite. So guns are used, but against shielded individuals they are useless.
If the shields block ALL moving matter, you suffocate in minutes, because air cant get in. That would be counterproductive, so they're tuned to allow slow moving objects through...
and so we have blades. Not projectiles or fast swings, that gets blocked. A slow, steady stab gets through. So you train to fight that way.
The drug darts they were shot with, didn't power their way through the shields to get the Duke. Those darts hit the shield and slowed down, and thus were able to go through and hit him. Bullets would have bounced off.

That's also the reason the bombs floated down to the docked ships, instead of being hit with lasers or missiles, gunfire etc.

This is stuff that makes Dune what it is, the obsession for spice, the knife play, etc.

I knew this, and I thought the new movies are great. But I knew that going in, and it didn't explain much of anything along those lines.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:42 pm to
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You're in the minority here with this bad take
The movie has no balls. It's not terrible. It just has no balls and I don't think it will have staying power.
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I'm sure you'll enjoy the new jersey shore
Does it bother you that you all say the same shite? You can't feign intellectual superiority when you're just an NPC, dude.

This post was edited on 8/25/24 at 8:43 pm
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:45 pm to
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I knew this, and I thought the new movies are great. But I knew that going in, and it didn't explain much of anything along those lines.


I think this is the case with any adaptation of material that has an expansive world. LOTR, Harry Potter already mentioned.

I thought Dune 1 built a succinct version of the world, and Dune 2 was very meta about how that world was built and the consequences of how it was built. It was a different emphasis than the source material and I liked it.
Posted by Scoob
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/25/24 at 9:52 pm to
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I knew this, and I thought the new movies are great. But I knew that going in, and it didn't explain much of anything along those lines.



I think this is the case with any adaptation of material that has an expansive world. LOTR, Harry Potter already mentioned.

I thought Dune 1 built a succinct version of the world, and Dune 2 was very meta about how that world was built and the consequences of how it was built. It was a different emphasis than the source material and I liked it.

Hey, I like Dune and look forward to some of the sequels. In the previous threads about the movies, I made a point of saying the Lynch version helped tremendously, because there was a lot of exposition in that, and there's very little in these.

I brought up the doctor, and didn't bother to mention that in my reply... but same thing. In-world, that forehead tatoo isn't some Indian dot, it's a sign that he's a Suk doctor. That means he's undergone extreme psychological conditioning (Imperial conditioning), which is supposed to make it literally impossible for him to take a life, or even consider doing that. They are considered beyond reproach, even trusted to treat the Emperor without any doubt that he may do harm.
When the Atreides suspected there was someone working on the inside for the Harkonnens, the doctor was immediately crossed off the list as a potential subject for that reason. It was as simple as "well, it's not Doctor Yueh, we know that for sure. It has to be someone else".
If the doctor and another person were locked in a room together, and the other person is found murdered when you unlock the door, the ONLY answer is that other person took his own life somehow, and the doctor was unable to stop him.

They also left the details of that out of the new movies, or at least didn't explain it. Which explains why he was able to do what he did... once you confirmed Yueh was indeed a Suk doctor, you would never in your wildest dreams suspect or consider him. Any suspicion or surveillance would be a waste of time and resources.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 8/26/24 at 8:49 am to
I'm convinced you and biglego just don't like movies in general.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 8/26/24 at 8:51 am to
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Watched the first Dune. What a snooze fest
Trying to figure out which alternate reality I woke up to, coming in here and seeing this thread and "James Cameron ruined Alien" at the top of the main page.
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