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re: Was there a more useless character in a hit sitcom than Carla Tortelli in Cheers?

Posted on 6/14/22 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 4:23 pm to
I always thought Shelly Long looked better in red hair like in Troop Beverly Hills.



Definitely wouldn't think of her as "butt arse ugly"...



I think the point wasn't that she was supposed to be "drop dead sexy" but rather cute, intelligent, and a foil to Sam who was always able to woo these gorgeous women but for the longest time was rebuffed by Diane.

She wasn't as attractive as "in her prime" Kirstie Alley, but I always thought Alley looked even better in Star Trek II...



But damn could Alley do some amazing glamor shots:

Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 4:27 pm to
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Mine was always Marcy Runkle in Californication but thats just me



Cokey Smurf was funny
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 4:55 pm to
I’d have given her the Spocker in those days, which was about 300 pounds ago.
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27806 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 4:56 pm to
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Though the show went downhill rapidly after she left, though due as much to new producers as Long's departure, even if she was a better actress than Alley


Shelly Long pretty much carried the show the first couple of seasons but completely disagree that it went downhill "rapidly"

Thought it improved considerably with the addition of Frazier as a major character along with more lines/development for Norm and Cliff and let's face it,Woody was better than Coach
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20843 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 5:44 pm to
Most useless character in a sitcom? I nominate Nick Yemana, played by Jack Soo, on Barney Miller. Totally useless. They had Fish to drop the deadpan one-liners.
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 5:58 pm to
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Thought it improved considerably with the addition of Frazier as a major character
He and Diane were on the show together for several years.

In fact, per Kelsey Grammer the reason the Frasier character was retained was b/c Long hated him and wanted him dropped. The writers hated Long, and so kept Frasier around to annoy her.
quote:

Woody was better than Coach


Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12533 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 6:19 pm to
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Show woulda been fine w/out her


Shut your whore mouth!

Trivia: how did her former NHL goalie husband die?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
9756 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 7:09 pm to
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.Cliff probably lived at home.


So you clearly didn’t watch the show. If you did, you would know exactly what Cliff’s home life was through the entire series.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 7:20 pm to
Horrible take.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 8:19 pm to
Spence
Posted by kilo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/14/22 at 10:26 pm to
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There was almost no need for the character and her "zippy" one liners weren't particularly funny and very predictable

Show woulda been fine w/out her



Like you bro but this an absolutely terrible take.
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1789 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 10:54 pm to
Little fact: Jay Thomas grew up in New Orleans and graduated from Jesuit. Ran into him one day outside of a nursing home in Belle Chasse his Mom was staying in.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 6/15/22 at 8:28 am to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 6/15/22 at 12:45 pm to
I liked the episode where her son was going to become a priest. It was a get out of hell free card and she played it up.
Posted by alajones
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Member since Oct 2005
35248 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:01 pm to
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how did her former NHL goalie husband die?


I may have the exact details wrong…

Didn’t he get run over by a Zamboni? He was part of some ice-capades type of show?
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11640 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 2:34 pm to
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IIRC, Bobby from Taxi was so worthless they managed to write him out by splitting up his dialogue amongst other characters.



John was worse. He was the country bumpkin outsider, but they already had that x10 in Latka.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12533 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

I may have the exact details wrong…

Didn’t he get run over by a Zamboni? He was part of some ice-capades type of show?




Ding ding...wearing a penguin outfit
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
9395 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 6:18 pm to
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There was almost no need for the character and her "zippy" one liners weren't particularly funny and very predictable Show woulda been fine w/out her


Clearly you don’t understand that she owns Diane and actually humanizes the worst character of all time.
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27806 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 9:19 am to
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Clearly you don’t understand that she owns Diane


Yeah,we get it already and she "clearly" owns Cliff Calvin and "clearly" hates the world and everyone associated with it...a real side splitter.

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worst character of all time

If not for Diane Chambers/Shelly Long the show probably doesn't make it past 2 seasons.She carried the show and whatever relevancy there was to Carla's
character.
This post was edited on 6/16/22 at 11:13 am
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
40337 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 9:46 am to
Wrong. The episode where she slept with Paul was comedy gold.

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