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Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:39 am to deeprig9
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"I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb and then beat the hell out of it with a stick. I.... I've never seen that"
-The Burbs
"About a 9 on the tension scale there, Rube"
Posted on 12/5/23 at 10:09 am to wesfau
quote:
The most underrated joke in Caddyshack
A catholic, a Jew, and a colored man go to Heaven.
(No punchline)
“Hahahaha that’s a good one”
Posted on 12/5/23 at 10:12 am to BabysArmHoldingApple
quote:
Callahan: Now who might you be? Interviewer: Ms. Grey, from the mayor's staff. She's to monitor the exams. This is Inspector Callahan. Ms. Grey: Yes, I know something of him. And I'd like to tell you...the mayor's plan is to bring this department into the mainstream of twentieth-century thought. Callahan: How does he figure to do that? Ms. Grey: For one thing His Honor intends to broaden participation for women in the police force. Callahan: Well, that sounds very stylish.
Then proceeds to make a hypothetical scenario where Ms Grey propositions him to put on a show with a Shetland pony. “I just want to know what laws are being broken, besides cruelty to animals” lmao
Posted on 12/5/23 at 10:14 am to teke184
quote:
Nicky Santoro, “Casino”
His best underrated line is right after he murders Batts and tells Henry
“I didn’t want to get blood on your floor”
Like wtf.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 10:39 am to Nutriaitch
The Mrs Conte scene in Sopranos always gets me.
Tony “hey Mrs Conte! How’s the hip?
Conte “Tony I need your help, those n#%^er frickin whores play that music so loud”
Tony “now that’s not nice. And those are Puerto Ricans”
It’s just such a random scene dropped in there
Tony “hey Mrs Conte! How’s the hip?
Conte “Tony I need your help, those n#%^er frickin whores play that music so loud”
Tony “now that’s not nice. And those are Puerto Ricans”
It’s just such a random scene dropped in there
Posted on 12/5/23 at 11:22 am to deltaland
"I am the yeti!"
background in American Pie
background in American Pie
Posted on 12/5/23 at 2:21 pm to 9BREES9
One of so many moments in this movie.
This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 12/5/23 at 2:26 pm to 9BREES9
I always laugh at the first scene with Bernie and Tom in Millers Crossing when Bernie breaks into Toms apartment. Toms reaction to Bernie’s BS is priceless.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 2:34 pm to 9BREES9
Funny Farm - when Chevy Chase gets a new dog and it takes off immediately when they get home, and his wife says this:


Posted on 12/5/23 at 3:44 pm to 9BREES9
“Carpe the Diem. Seize the Carp.”
“- Eric: Welcome to your first random drug test!
- Pig Pen: I don't have to write a test to tell you I do drugs.”
Yeah I've got fig practice in the morning so I understand.
Lance: Hey. Hot sluts with tits.
Rick: You don't have to do that anymore, remember?
Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me?
Rick: Lance you don't have to do that either...
Inga: Tell me where did you get these scars?
Luke: Oh lets see. Skateboard, truck accident, and a fire hydrant.
Inga: I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?
Luke: No, not really. I skateboarded off a truck into a fire hydrant.
“- Eric: Welcome to your first random drug test!
- Pig Pen: I don't have to write a test to tell you I do drugs.”
Yeah I've got fig practice in the morning so I understand.
Lance: Hey. Hot sluts with tits.
Rick: You don't have to do that anymore, remember?
Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me?
Rick: Lance you don't have to do that either...
Inga: Tell me where did you get these scars?
Luke: Oh lets see. Skateboard, truck accident, and a fire hydrant.
Inga: I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?
Luke: No, not really. I skateboarded off a truck into a fire hydrant.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:15 pm to 9BREES9
quote:
Weeds - Andy: Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the a-hole?Lupita: The coffee table.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:24 pm to 9BREES9
Euro trip-
When a kid is in the background pacing back-and-forth with a Hitler mustache on when the camera is focused on the main characters talking
When a kid is in the background pacing back-and-forth with a Hitler mustache on when the camera is focused on the main characters talking
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:54 pm to 9BREES9
Brandon st Randy bar scene on Zack and Miri. Hysterically funny to me.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:02 pm to 9BREES9
“I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.”
Dumb and Dumber, Lloyd sitting frozen on that stupid scooter.
Dumb and Dumber, Lloyd sitting frozen on that stupid scooter.
This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:21 pm to cgrand
Best movie scenes are from Tropic Thunder. I tried to link the best one, but apparently YouTube in sensitive, and don’t have enough time to link the others. Crazy that clip isn’t on YouTube.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:23 pm to Lawyered
quote:
Another one that hit me like this was the “but why male models” in Zoolander after Duchovnys’ character explains it and he goes “ are you serious? I just told you.”
That was an adlib by Duchovny.
Stiller forgot his line and was trying to reset the scene by repeating his first line and Duchovny fired that one off, which was perfectly in character for both.
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