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The Snowman (2017; Michael Fassbender) is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Posted on 7/23/18 at 6:55 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 6:55 am
I give this movie more weight when saying it is one of the worst because of the notable cast of Fassbender, Rebecca Ferguson, and JK Simmons.

I could only get through about half of it before I turned it off. This should have been an easy movie to make. The book wasn't complex. It was a good murder-mystery read. How some filmmakers can screw up an easy, formulaic story is incredible.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41563 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:01 am to
Reviews were so bad, I never even thought of watching this one. And from some reviewers that are usually pretty easy on movies so it had to be really really bad.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
108828 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:41 am to
I made it a little past halfway. It was awful.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20044 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:22 am to
I'm gonna watch it because I freaking LOVED the book...but I don't have high expectations based on all the bad reviews.

Of course, The Counselor had awful reviews and I loved it. We'll see.

But The Snowman novel was fantastic. Highly recommend reading it.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477259 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:24 am to
i watched this a few months ago not realizing it had such bad reviews and i didn't think it was THAT bad. admittedly, i wasn't really watching critically (it was just another random Redbox rental)

Val Kilmer made me feel uncomfortable, though
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7935 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:33 am to
I watched it about a month ago, and it was by far the worst movie I’ve seen in quite some time. There was no context to tell you why some of the characters are what they are, the plot meanders, and it was boring as all hell.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38447 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:35 am to
We saw it in the theater because, well, Fassbender, and an interesting trailer. Probably our biggest letdown in a theater that year.
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Val Kilmer made me feel uncomfortable, though

I sincerely think that Kilmer's part was added after primary shooting was wrapped. Not sure why they felt the need to shoehorn him in, but his role just seemed like a bizarre tacked-on mess.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68045 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:38 am to
I think I remember reading where the director said the studio ruined it and he had to cut a lot of stuff out, giving it that bizarre feel
Posted by illuminatic
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Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:44 am to
He wasn't even finished shooting it when the studio forced him into post.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20505 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:46 am to
1. That sounds like an easy excuse. Maybe his extra footage was shite
2.Not the smartest thing to say publicly if he wants to work in Hollywood again
Posted by GeauxTigers2020
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:58 am to
The snowman note memes were so funny though
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21927 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I think I remember reading where the director said the studio ruined it and he had to cut a lot of stuff out, giving it that bizarre feel



Whenever this was first announced i was pumped because of the cast and Alfredson had directed Tinker Taylor & Let the Right One In. Shocked at the final result.

Even the promo was terrible, this legit looks like a fricking joke....



Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5802 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:03 am to
Gf and I rented it from Redbox. We joked about sending customer service an email demanding they pay us for watching it.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:04 am to
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But The Snowman novel was fantastic. Highly recommend reading it.


The book is a lot of fun to read.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68045 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:08 am to
quote:

He wasn't even finished shooting it when the studio forced him into post.


no way that's wild
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68045 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:13 am to
quote:

1. That sounds like an easy excuse.


doing some quick research, they didnt let him finish shooting 15% of the script, which is why there are so many gaps.

im not trying to say hes faultless (I havent seen the movie) but it sounds like the studio really botched it. Alfredson had 2 good movies prior to this.
Posted by Miganey
Austin, Tx
Member since Feb 2013
3837 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:15 am to
quote:

I think I remember reading where the director said the studio ruined it and he had to cut a lot of stuff out, giving it that bizarre feel


Good! maybe it will be a solid Directors Cut eventually
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Val Kilmer made me feel uncomfortable, though




Was it just me, or was his voice (very poorly) dubbed?
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41563 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Good! maybe it will be a solid Directors Cut eventually

Nope. Not an editing problem. They didn't finish shooting the film.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Member since Nov 2011
39046 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:50 am to
Watched it last night, not that good. Had great potential. Reading this thread I see why it had its short comings.
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