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re: 'The Acolyte' Megathread: The Grand Finale is now streaming

Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:44 pm to
not making fun of you, I just grew up with an English Professor for a mom, so I am pathologically unable to let it go.

role, not roll.

I am assuming it is a tragic autocorrect situation.
This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Tigerstark
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Member since Aug 2011
7015 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:49 pm to
Rise is a good ride but makes zero sense. Why would they tell brand new recruits who aren’t flying the ship where the secret rebel base is?
Posted by Hayekian serf
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Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:52 pm to
It’s the dumbest show I’ve ever seen. I got through the first two episodes, not sticking around for when the force goes lesbian.

Why does each show runner have to make the show theirs? They have to make sure the show reflects them. They are narcissistic midwits. These people aren’t impressive. They are imbeciles with an agenda.

I know the ratings are incredibly low, but the fact that anyone can actually enjoy this show proves such a low baseline IQ to the current Star Wars fanbase.

It’s abysmal
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

Rise is a good ride but makes zero sense. Why would they tell brand new recruits who aren’t flying the ship where the secret rebel base is?
The poisoner who conspired to kill a Jedi Master. . .the Jedi let him go "with a warning".

Let him go.

Yeah. . .

There is no logic to Disney Wars, because the writers are picked for what they represent, not what they can do.
Posted by Draco Malfoy
Member since Mar 2024
2858 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:12 pm to
This is laughably bad. A coven of space lesbians know that the “true force” is actually a “thread”.

This freaking director legitimately changed what the force is.
Posted by tee3
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:15 pm to
wtf am I watching, this is so bad.
Posted by Tigerstark
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:18 pm to
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This is laughably bad. A coven of space lesbians know that the “true force” is actually a “thread”. This freaking director legitimately changed what the force is.


Is it possible that’s just their interpretation and not fact? Like when Rey was told she came from nobodies in TLJ?
Posted by Draco Malfoy
Member since Mar 2024
2858 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:20 pm to
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Is it possible that’s just their interpretation and not fact? Like when Rey was told she came from nobodies in TLJ?


Are you seriously defending this crap?
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9410 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:21 pm to
This shite is like a bad 70's exploitation flick
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55986 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:27 pm to
Might as well end this thread after that
Posted by Tigerstark
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:28 pm to
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Are you seriously defending this crap?


How am I defending it? I’m just trying to figure out any explanation which may not mean the end of start wars. Like caveman might worship the sun and know it’s coming back but have no idea what it really is.
Posted by Kansas City King
Columbia, MO
Member since Oct 2020
3676 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:54 pm to
I've watched all the Disney StarWars shows on Disney plus. This includes all of the live action shows and animated series and Episode 3 of The Acolyte is by far and away the worst piece of Starwars content I've seen since The Last Jedi. WTF is this shite? 0/10.
This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Draco Malfoy
Member since Mar 2024
2858 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

I've watched all the Disney StarWars shows on Disney plus. This includes all of the live action shows and animated series and Episode 3 of The Acolyte is by far and away the worst piece of Starwars content I've seen since The Last Jedi. WTF is this shite? 0/10.


I’m on Instagram seeing the Antifa types defending it. “It was merely their interpretation of the force!” “The nightsisters were the same!”
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1599 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:03 pm to
I just don’t understand how this makes any business sense.

They can’t possibly think this show builds the brand. The show is made for like 0.01% of the population. And of that percent, only 0.01 percent like Star Wars. And of THAT percent, only like 0.01 percent live on their own and actually pay for Disney+.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33511 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:10 pm to
This show is a steaming turd. I’ve tried to accept some of the Disney stuff, but they’ve particularly destroyed Star Wars. This is just awful.

It’s some ultra woke writer’s story that they wrote and couldn’t get produced otherwise, so they wrote some vague Star Wars themes into it and got mass production. It’s largely unrecognizable and shits all over the force. Turns the Jedi into bad guys and make a bunch of voodoo lesbians into good guys
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37526 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:29 pm to
Subverted your expectations were.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:36 pm to
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It’s some ultra woke writer’s story


Which parts are "ultra woke"?

This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 9:52 pm
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
79943 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:41 pm to
Kind of a boring for an episode that had a lot of action. The 2 kid actors aren’t very good.

The “thread” is shite the witches of dathomir talk about a lot, though they didn’t do a very good job explaining that those were actually Nightsisters.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8665 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:53 pm to
What should I be looking for that will supposedly destroy everything?
Posted by Draco Malfoy
Member since Mar 2024
2858 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 9:56 pm to
This episode alone changed the actual force killed Anakins origin, and was genuinely just terrible storytelling and acting
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