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re: Star Wars: TROS - Non spoiler reviews and box office watch - Passes 500 mil, domestically

Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:52 am to
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:52 am to
Lol. That Jeremy Jahns review was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Like a little boy promised the world by his daddy.... only to have his daddy burnt to a cinder in a fire the next day.

Won’t be spending a dime seeing this shite sammie in theaters.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46208 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:56 am to
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Won’t be spending a dime seeing this shite sammie in theaters.


Only reason I'm going to see it is the in-laws bought everyone a ticket to go see it after Christmas.

I can not wait to watch everyone's reactions.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65568 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:59 am to
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TLJ was bad, but nowhere near that bad.
Oh my god yes it was.
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after AOTC i was leaving the theater and yelled at my friend "frick GEORGE LUCAS"

You were what? 12? Yeah, chalk it up to juvenile emotion.

Clones was boring, had a meandering plot and really really bad acting all around.

TLJ was so filled with ridiculous stupidity that it made it impossible for an even passably good story to go forward from that point.

TLJ is the worst film ever made.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28161 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:00 am to
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TLJ is the worst film ever made


I was with you until this.

There are worse.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60938 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:04 am to
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If the leaks are true


The reddit leaks are confirmed true now by early viewers

Prepare thine anus
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:05 am to
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There are worse.
Monkeybone exists, I seent it
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:07 am to
Transporter 3 comes to mind. My god. When Statham action set pieces can’t even keep you engaged anymore and you wanna get up and leave but carpooled with friends you’ve not seen for awhile.....

TLJ has no rewatch value though. Zero. None. Zilch. Quality of a shite movie. Not even good enough to have on as background noise while doing other shite about the house.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65894 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:11 am to
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RISE OF SKYWALKER could only have been ruder to Rian Johnson if they had motion-smoothed it


Oh wow. That almost makes me want to see it.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46208 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:12 am to
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The reddit leaks are confirmed true now by early viewers



Excellent.

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64370 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:12 am to
Yep, reading the star wars reddit confirms the stink of this trilogy. Absolutely no one likes it.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
63533 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:13 am to
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DisplacedBuckeye

Didn't realize you were a gigantic douche canoe till now
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65894 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:13 am to
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I don't think the Last Jedi backlash hurt Solo all that much.


Last Jedi backlash is the only reason people didn't go see Solo. The only reason.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60100 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:16 am to
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TLJ is the worst film ever made.


Stop being overdramatic Go watch Jupiter Ascending and get back to me.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:17 am to
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Jupiter Ascending
Yea, I was at least able to finish TLJ.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46208 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:20 am to
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Stop being overdramatic Go watch Jupiter Ascending and get back to me.


I'll see your Jupiter Ascending and raise you Troll 2.

Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60100 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:20 am to
Exactly I don't understand how any studio could approve something like that.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:27 am to
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Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46208 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:30 am to
Troll 2 is still worse.

There is nothing that has ever been put on film that can equal the horribleness that is Troll 2.

ETA: Here...you can even watch it on YouTube
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 9:32 am
Posted by Mattgobear
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2007
3339 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:36 am to
Envy is really bad too. I couldn't finish it. VapePOO...really?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65568 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:37 am to
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There are worse.

Sure, there's shite like Plan 9 From Outer Space which cost $40 to make and has visible fishing line holding up the space ships. Those kinds of movies are bad because they have little other choice.

When you consider the expense they went to make and market it, coupled with fan expectations (and they had a bit of a break here because of the PT), this tentpole turd is #1.
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