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Posted on 12/19/15 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 7:51 pm to
Blueboy is coming off like a total bitch. Acting like this movie is a piece of shite....

I'm trying to remember the last time I went into a movie with such high expectations and had them not only delivered, but exceeded.

The movie had it's small nitpicky annoying things, but I think 92-94/100 where it is on RT is what I would give it.

The first 20 minutes or so plus some small moments kept ie from being 98-99/100
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 7:51 pm to
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It was just too formulaic and cheesy. There's really no getting around that.



The original is this as well. I don't see why this is a bad thing. It worked the first time and the masses agree it worked this time. Episode VIII is when they'll get creative. This movie's only goal is to reestablish the franchise and to get the trust of the fans back. They've succeeded.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87980 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 7:52 pm to
Anakin had people to look after him. Anakin had an actual house. Anakin got to do things he enjoyed like speed race and build/fix things.

I really don't think you got an argument here.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:07 pm to
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She was clearly left with Unkar Platt qho did in fact have food and water. Started off on a terrible note here.



That isn't established at all, and why wouldn't she be hanging out with him at the start of the film? Surely she would have at least been neighbors with the guy who raised her. Maybe he'd be a distant figure like Obi Wan was to Luke, but I have no reason to think he was a big part of her personal life. She makes no mention of having loved ones, aside from the people who abandoned her. I think it's made clear she has no friends or anyone to rely on in the story.

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Well considering she had a family who could come back for her and Anakin had no daddy, and the fact that Anakin was still you know, a slave.



Anakin had a mother who was dear to him and gave him every opportunity she could afford. Plenty of people don't have fathers in their lives. As the orange alien pointed out, Rey having loved ones who will come back for her is simply a delusion. It's the only thing I think that kept her sane for quite some time. Not even remotely comparable.

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They lived in Section 8 housing. So what? There weren't in a Coruscant penthouse.



Go volunteer in a third world country. I have, and trust me Anakin was living in luxury compared to some of the shite I've seen. Walk into an Chinese orphanage sometime and tell me that what Anakin was going through is comparable, especially when he and his mother can afford to feed an extra 3 guests for a few days. This just simply naive on your part.

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Cool. Not relevant at all.



It kind of is since I've seen how the lowest of the low live. You really haven't. Even bums in this country have it good to a lot of the crap I've seen.

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You act like Rey was in the favelas of Rio or in Lagos, Nigeria, or Detroit and Anakin was chilling over in the East Village with his ma. Come on now.



I'm thinking more on the lines of Rey being abandoned in the middle of Afghanistan to fend for herself, and Anakin is living in an American ghetto off of food stamps and a mother to provide every means for him to partake in his passions. They are not remotely comparable living situations.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:07 pm to
i just saw it and i am here

and i will likely be here a few days

because

the movie was decidedly mediocre

AND

fin is the 2nd worst character in the SW universe, only slightly being edged out by jar jar binks

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476390 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:09 pm to
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The original is this as well.

not really as much. the original created the structure that has been copied so much

this movie is basically a JJ remake of episode 4, which isn't a good thing

they went SO FAR back into the same well as the original triology b/c they had no balls. they went safe, and this was safe as shite
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65291 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:13 pm to
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Episode VIII is when they'll get creative.
Why did I just have a rant Les Miles flashback?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87980 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:13 pm to
I think that was on purpose SFP. To get the bad taste of the prequels out. There were enough new plot points to let Rian do what he does best. Just like the OT, I expect the second one to be the best.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476390 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:14 pm to
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Why did I just have a rant Les Miles flashback?

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476390 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:15 pm to
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I think that was on purpose SFP. To get the bad taste of the prequels out.

then fine, but that makes a pretty weak movie

if you're lowering the bar so much that "it wasn't attack of the clones bad" then i don't think you can adequately discuss the movie

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Just like the OT, I expect the second one to be the best.

well luckily one OG character died. we needed 1-2 more

hopefully finn is dead
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87980 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:18 pm to
I didn't like Fin either TBH. But Rey was great. I'm happy this is her story. And I liked Ren too. He's something we've never seen or rather what we should have seen with Anakin.

I don't think it was weak. You have a stormtrooper switching sides and finally someone inside the resistance (Poe) who we can follow.

I hope Leia goes next. Fisher isn't good and doesn't need to be taking away screen time.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:19 pm to
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fin is the 2nd worst character in the SW universe, only slightly being edged out by jar jar binks



Please go to bat and tell me how he's worse than Qui Gon Jinn or prequel Anakin.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65291 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:21 pm to
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Thinking about movies keeps me up at night
So you really were jacking off to this movie? Marvelous.
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Blueboy previously ridiculed me for pretty much having a checklist on what I wanted in this movie
Yes, I thought it was absurd that a person would have a checklist for a movie. That's just weird.
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and I was fully satisfied.
Stop jacking off, dude.
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I think it's a good thing they heavily relied on A New Hope
No, they regurgitated it because they are incapable of original thought. It was insulting.
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"oh, you all will agree with me and apologize"
I ddin't say that anyone would apologize. I said that time would vindicate me, when the fanboys get over their hangover and realize that just because it was better than the prequels, it doesn't mean that it's good.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68331 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:22 pm to
I really hope you're trolling. I usually agree with your posts, but it was not that bad.

Finn's little ghetto-ish quirks were out of place, but I filed that in with the 7 points I took off out of 100.

Besides the dialogue for the first 10-20, the overuse of comic relief was the biggest problem IMO. It's not that it wasn't funny as much as out of place. A little comic relief is great, nearly every single serious scene having it is where it became an annoyance.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87980 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:23 pm to
Can you two just frick and get it over with?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476390 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:23 pm to
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But Rey was great.

rey was acted well but the character basically became han solo and luke skywalker with a vagina by the end. too much too soon. completely rejects the whole force paradigm. rey would be a fricking sith in no time after that fight with kylo ren

kylo was solid, too, and acted well

those 2 actors are by far the best parts of the movie

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and finally someone inside the resistance (

the fact that the dominant grouping is called, "the resistance" is just retarded

if you want a 3 word reason why this movie was out of place with the original trilogy and why it failed, here is it:

lack of gravitas

it was too silly, too disjointed, and had a shitty plot. it abandoned a lot of the overarching conflict in the OT to add more jump cuts and early action
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:23 pm to
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the movie was decidedly mediocre


There are dozens of us. Dozens.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:24 pm to
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blueboy


You're such a stupid trolling pussy.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476390 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:25 pm to
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Please go to bat and tell me how he's worse than Qui Gon Jinn or prequel Anakin.

he's too energetic, eager, educated, and is basically just a tool to randomly move the plot along and add some modern sass

his character makes no sense whatsoever and ruins almost anything he's around (unlike qui gon or anakin)
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31550 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 8:26 pm to
Jesus SFP, you seem like you were determined not to be pleased.

I'd love to see Poe reestablish Rogue Squadron and have them do a spinoff. I played the XWing games. I'd love to see a movie.
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