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re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:44 am to cssamerican
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:44 am to cssamerican
I'm surprised nobody's talked about The shittiness that was Captain Phasma.
I'm entirely convinced they made her character just to have a cool looking toy
I'm entirely convinced they made her character just to have a cool looking toy
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:46 am to MF Doom
Most of the shite they did was for toys. Hamster things? Toys? shite speeders that couldn't do anything and added nothing to movie? Toys. You could go on and on
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:47 am to MF Doom
When the blaster ricocheted off her I said to myself, oh, so shes bulletproof?
So many questions
So many questions
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:47 am to Sentrius
i didnt like it,, finally get to see Luke and we didnt see him swinging a green lughtsaber?
Snoke was a let down, finn is annoying, where is lando. it was kuind if cheesy, rouge one was way better
the red guards were cool
Snoke was a let down, finn is annoying, where is lando. it was kuind if cheesy, rouge one was way better
the red guards were cool
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:50 am to MF Doom
quote:
I'm surprised nobody's talked about The shittiness that was Captain Phasma.
You mean when Finn was miraculously and totally unforeseeably saved from death by plot armor 3 separate times in quick succession and then smashed his ginger plantation owner's head in?
The First Order in this movie was basically run by Dr. Evil.
Why in the frick did they not carry through on one single threat?
They failed to fire their cannons on the initial transport.
They failed to fire all of their cannons at the escape pods
They failed to take out the main transport after the pods left
They failed to execute Finn and Rose
They failed to break into the rebel base
And not one of those was because of the resistance. It was because of gross incompetence on the part of the first order.
And all because they're fricking retarded and the script writers refused to let them do anything.
I was waiting for this exchange between Ren and Hux:
quote:
Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
[guard starts dipping mechanism]
Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You
dont
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 7:53 am
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:51 am to MF Doom
quote:
I'm surprised nobody's talked about The shittiness that was Captain Phasma.
Because when you destroy a franchise in one movie no one cares about a shinny stormtrooper
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:12 am to cssamerican
I read a review where a critic said you learn much more about Phasmas character in this one, so i was excited.
I have no idea WTF he was talking about
I have no idea WTF he was talking about
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:14 am to MF Doom
quote:
I'm surprised nobody's talked about The shittiness that was Captain Phasma.
I'm entirely convinced they made her character just to have a cool looking toy
Boba Fett was the same way in the OT
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55
quote:
read a review where a critic said you learn much more about Phasmas character in this one, so i was excited.
I have no idea WTF he was talking about
Phasma was the slave driver on the plantation. Didn't you get that?
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:15 am to weagle99
quote:
Boba Fett was the same way in the OT
At least Boba Fett was cool, was a mercenary bounty hunter, and actually accomplished his reason for being there.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:22 am to Burhead
quote:
Agreed. They couldn't let the father of the Alliance Navy be the one to jump the cruiser into Snoke's ship? I don't even know the point of that lady admiral's character, shows up and than dies?
Because in Disney’s mind, people will relate more to a pretty woman than an alien fish. The problem, however, is that this was a completely new and unknown character who we cared nothing about.
This movie was made for a general audience and not Star Wars fans.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:28 am to LordSaintly
That’s why I said the obvious choice was Wedge Antilles. Only survivor of the x-wing squadron from the OT - in all three movies. He later becomes a general.
He would have been perfect BUT Poe needed someone to distrust to push the scooby doo plot forward and Disney wanted to have a subtle lesbian scene so here we are.
He would have been perfect BUT Poe needed someone to distrust to push the scooby doo plot forward and Disney wanted to have a subtle lesbian scene so here we are.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:29 am to theunknownknight
quote:
He would have been perfect BUT
He was a male
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:30 am to Breesus
Boba fet was a major part of the storyline that culminated in Han being frozen in carbonite. My favorite scene in Star wars.
What scene does Phasmas character set up? Does phasma serve any purpose at all other than to give Finn something else to do?
What scene does Phasmas character set up? Does phasma serve any purpose at all other than to give Finn something else to do?
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:31 am to Decker
quote:
Why did it look like they spent $50 on Yoda's cgi? A puppet would have been best. The prequel Yoda was still better. frick
Pretty sure that WAS a puppet and not cgi
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:36 am to theunknownknight
Bingo. And yeah, the movie hinted pretty strongly that she and Leia were lovers. 
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:37 am to theunknownknight
Poe's constant cutesy fourth wall breaks were cringy as frick. Where he'd run up go the camera and say some unnecessary exposition.
And why in the hell did Hux decide to open a comm link and try to talk to him? Why not just blast him? They never ever at any other point that I can ever remember from the Sith to the Empire to the first order ever opened a communication with a ship instead of just blasting them.
You have the renown best pilot of the resistance in his custom unique fighter and you don't kill him?
And why in the hell did Hux decide to open a comm link and try to talk to him? Why not just blast him? They never ever at any other point that I can ever remember from the Sith to the Empire to the first order ever opened a communication with a ship instead of just blasting them.
You have the renown best pilot of the resistance in his custom unique fighter and you don't kill him?
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:40 am to Purple Spoon
quote:
My favorite scene in Star wars.
You know what's really sad about this movie?
Luke's final revelation about the truth of how he failed Kylo might be one of my top 5 favorite moments of the entire franchise and I wont watch it again because I have to watch him say laser sword and milk an alien penis bukkake first.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 8:41 am
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:40 am to Breesus
Has anyone bitched about BB8 piloting a walker yet?
If not I want to take a second to do that
I had flashbacks of 6 YO Annikan flying a fighter
If not I want to take a second to do that
I had flashbacks of 6 YO Annikan flying a fighter
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:41 am to Breesus
quote:
And why in the hell did Hux decide to open a comm link and try to talk to him? Why not just blast him?
Because then you wouldn’t have gotten those awesome funny moments. Duh
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