re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***

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I found it telling that no one in my theater clapped, cheered, cried, or laughed at all during the movie.

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I saw it in Dallas in a sold out Dolby theater at Northpark.

The theater broke out into applause like 10 times, I'm not kidding.

I wanted to shoot myself every single time.

I’ve seen it twice and both times the theater gave it a standing ovation. I guess it depends on the crowd makeup.

It’s amazing how upset you are. How much of your life has been lost by you not enjoying this movie?

I feel so sorry for you.

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I’ve seen it twice and both times the theater gave it a standing ovation

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There is consensus right now at this moment for the first time ever between myself and Breesus

That consensus is you, cock commander, are an idiot.

I don’t care.

Jesus this melt is worse than 1/9/12

Carry on. Don’t let me stop you from losing sleep over a movie.

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There is consensus right now at this moment for the first time ever between myself and Breesus

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A shaky alliance, but an alliance nonetheless.

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That consensus is you, cock commander, are an idiot. 

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Just kill him with no explanation and throw him away with no effort like Rian Johnson did to Snoke and Rey.

I wonder whatLawrence Kasdan
J. J. Abrams think about how Rian handled the characters they created

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Scoop

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If you loved the movie so much, explain how Poe is not an inadvertent antagonist to the resistance.

Explain how Force ghosts are now able to perform Thor level feats like reigning lightning from the heavens and how that doesn’t create an issue with every plot ever done and also going forward.

Explain why it was decided to smuggle a character driven film titled “find the code breaker” featuring the scooby doo gang into a plot driven film that did nothing but undermine the very character growth they were aiming for in their “find the code breaker” mini movie.

Explain why Luke, who is the Star Wars living embodiment of hope, was such a bitch quitter who essentially stated he was suicidal. And why, at the end, he killed himself after being a FaceTime hero when he apparently had the power to kill himself at any point over the years but did not.

Explain Finn and Roses’ purpose in the movie, why Finn has shown no character growth at all, and why they their story took up 33% of the film time.

Explain why the first order couldn’t track back in light speed and then light speed back in from of the resistance fleet and just annihilate them. It was like they were trying to recreate the movie Speed where the purple haired lady was Bullock and Poe was Reeves except it was slow, Dennis Hopper was played by a cartoon ginger, and the plot to stop the bus actually blew up the bus and everyone in it.

(From a friend) Why didn't they just put a droid on the main ship, evacuate everyone off of it, and do that hyperjump through the dreadnaught at the very beginning of the chase?

Explain why we care about the purple haired lady and why it couldn’t be Ackbar or Antilles other than the fact we arbitrarily needed someone Poe couldn’t trust to force him on his meaningless hijinks.

Explain why it was necessary for everyone but Poe to know the great actual plan other than they needed a way for him to Star in a scooby doo plot.

Explain Rose’s attempted murder of Finn, “dying” like she was in a spaghetti western, Finn leaving her there to die after she confessed her love (the biggest lulz of the movie to me) only to have a rando redshirt save her life.

As other posters have stated - explain how Chewie was relegated to an Uber Driver befriending baby penguin Mogwais and how Rey is nothing more than Joe Dirt in space.

Explain how we are to fear Kylo who, as a sith is pretty much a bitch, when he has done nothing but get is arse kicked in both films, while also seeing the supreme and pointless evil snoke die so easily.

What was Luke’s third lesson to Rey? How to go out like a bitch?

Explain why were Rey and Chewy randomly flying around looking for “life forms”? They were LITERALLY just in a freaking dog fight with life forms next to the door with a huge hole in it that led to a room full of life forms. Did the force make them forget 5 minutes in the past and unable to see billows of smoke in the horizon indicating the exact location of life forms?

I need a list of everyone who thinks this movie is good or for that matter decent, so I can ignore any comments they ever make about a movie in the future. They opinions when it comes to movies is utterly useless.