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Scrubs - Who'd you rather date: Elliot or Carla

Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:07 pm
Posted by boomjosh
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:07 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:12 pm to
Carla hands down
Posted by boomjosh
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:13 pm to
Elliot has that cute girl next door vibe but she'd be a dramatic mess

Carla is wife material
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:16 pm to
Neither. Can we expand it to all the chicks that have ever been on Scrubs?
Posted by Ssubba
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:16 pm to
Gift shop girl.
Posted by boomjosh
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:19 pm to
TCW
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:25 pm to
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TCW

I don't know what this means.
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:43 pm to
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I don't know what this means.


Tasty Coma Wife.

This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 7:46 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:51 pm to
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Tasty Coma Wife.

I forgot that was the name of the episode.
Posted by ellunchboxo
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 10:19 pm to
Yes we can.

Dr. Clock FTW

Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 3:28 am to
The drug rep (Heather Locklear) is my vote

Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:26 am to
Of the two offered in the OP, Elliott. She’s attractive.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 5:48 am to
Carla definitely has better morals.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:37 am to
Carla fricking sucks.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:50 am to
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Scrubs - Who'd you rather date: Elliot or Carla


Elliot

quote:

Scrubs - Who'd you rather marry: Elliot or Carla


Carla
Posted by BottomlandBrew
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 8:44 am to
If we're talking long-term, then it's Carla. She's the overall better partner.
Posted by boomjosh
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 9:04 am to
Explain
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 9:27 am to
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Explain


She thinks she's better than everyone, she treats Turk terribly at times, she had to go on a fricking date with an ex before saying yes to his proposal, and I find her pretty damn selfish too. She forced Elliot to give the patient benzos and acted like she knew more than the doctors and then acted like it was big chore for her to act professionally at the end of it.

There's so many examples. She was shitty at Janitor's wedding when it came to being a wife instead of just a mom. She sucks

ETA 2 That's not to say Elliot is some type of angel btw. She had a million issues too
This post was edited on 5/8/26 at 9:36 am
Posted by cubbynole
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 9:54 am to
quote:

quote:
Explain


She thinks she's better than everyone, she treats Turk terribly at times, she had to go on a fricking date with an ex before saying yes to his proposal, and I find her pretty damn selfish too. She forced Elliot to give the patient benzos and acted like she knew more than the doctors and then acted like it was big chore for her to act professionally at the end of it.

There's so many examples. She was shitty at Janitor's wedding when it came to being a wife instead of just a mom. She sucks

ETA 2 That's not to say Elliot is some type of angel btw. She had a million issues too


The Turkleton's are apparently awful with money, Carla has been a nurse for 30 years or so and Turk is chief of surgery and Carla has to take on extra shifts at a clinic? Not to mention, she's always withholding sex (Thursday nights, in the minivan).
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 9:56 am to
They are both sort of shitshows. Based solely on looks, give me Elliot. But I can't believe OP didn't even put the bikini episode pics in the OP.

Overall, Carla is less nutty than Elliot. But Carla just isn't my jam really.



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