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re: Rise of Skywalker Trailer released (the D23 one)

Posted on 8/27/19 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 11:28 pm to

Heres a Google drive link with all of the leaks. Shows the sources of each leak, which leaks are unconfirmed, debunked etc.

Also shows costumes and planets involved.

All I can gather is they're using the same shite.

LINK



Spoilers*****










Rey still a Mary Sue.

Kylo still whiny and less than Rey.


New female boba fett and a new female storm trooper? I guess captain Phasma needed to be replaced.

Rose is also a head lieutenant.


So more Mary sue and more women in power shite.
Posted by Nguyener
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 11:33 pm to
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New female boba fett and a new female storm trooper? I guess captain Phasma needed to be replaced.

Rose is also a head lieutenant.


Awesome. I'll go see this movie if every single time anyone goes to blow up or kill anyone or anything Rose runs out of nowhere and flying scissor kicks them with Yakety Sax aka Benny Hill blasting in the background.

There are no light Saber battles or anything. Just people preparing for battle and then Rose kicking the shite out of them while telling them violence is bad with 3 hours of Yakety Sax on repeat.

At the end, Yoda force lightening explodes her.

Fade to black. Smash cut to Luke waking up the morning after the party on Endor at the end of Return of the Jedi. He looks directly into the camera and says: I'll spend my life making sure none of that ever happens.

Roll credits.
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 11:41 pm
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 11:51 pm to
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This Christmas
The story of a generation
Comes to an end

Thank God.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 1:15 am to
Mercy killing
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:49 am to
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Gonna start with the title "Rise of Skywalker". Who is this in reference to?


From a Looper article:

quote:

Here's something that's a little more elegant to consider, though. The first two Star Wars trilogies ended with films that featured the words "Jedi" and "Sith" in their respective titles, each concluding with the "rise" of a group of warriors. The Last Jedi featured numerous references to Luke Skywalker's belief that the Jedi were too self-righteous to be preserved and that the order should end. Yoda confirmed that belief by destroying the great tree at the heart of the first Jedi temple, so the Jedi are indeed gone in some form. 

But what if light side Force users and those on the periphery of the light (like, for example, a Dark Side user on their way back to redemption) need something new to call themselves? What if Rey chooses a new direction, and uses the name of her mentor as a moniker? What if "Skywalker" is not a person, but a group of people?


Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:55 am to
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What if "Skywalker" is not a person, but a group of people?


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:55 am to
So who is starting a "no leaks" thread? Bc its pretty much impossible to avoid them in here.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:02 am to
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:02 am to
They are all clearly labeled, no?
Posted by BigOrangeVols
Knoxville
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:11 am to
We thought the opening compilation sequence from the previous movies was like a fan cut-up thing that someone had tacked on to the beginning of the actual trailer...
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:24 am to
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What if "Skywalker" is not a person, but a group of people?


That's been floated around a lot and is horrible.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 11:44 am to
Disney’s Star Wars plans:

1. Make the movies suck
2. Create Disney+, bring great directors and writers in to create awesome shows set in the SW universe and put them only on Disney+.
3.????
4. Profit.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 12:45 pm to
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And assuming you are correct - even though that was only added in the Prequel Trilogy - you clearly missed the last 15 minutes of ROTS or just never saw this particular moment




What the frick are you talking about? It's like you've never seen a single film in the franchise.
Posted by The Pirate King
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 12:56 pm to
Anyone want a Star Wars spoilers thread? Wanted to make one to not ruin it for people who don’t want them.

Personally that’s how uninvested that the second movie has made me. I don’t care about spoilers
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16733 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 1:01 pm to
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Anyone want a Star Wars spoilers thread? Wanted to make one to not ruin it for people who don’t want them. Personally that’s how uninvested that the second movie has made me. I don’t care about spoilers


I usually look for spoilers and leaks, I don't care enough to know about them.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41058 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 1:21 pm to
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What the frick are you talking about? It's like you've never seen a single film in the franchise.



Yea he really missed the big picture there.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 4:08 pm to






Deep fake Rey. That looks like Keri Russell's neck.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 4:13 pm to
I know this has been said, but it should be said again, of all the problems in the trailer, that drop down lightsaber is beyond retarded.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 4:27 pm to
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that drop down lightsaber is beyond retarded.



Why? that exact type of lightsaber is based in canon..

Also,how many more pages of bitching and moaning can com from a 2 min sizzle reel?
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 4:29 pm to
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Why?


Because it's functionally retarded.

quote:

based in canon..



Attack of the Clones and The Last Jedi are both canon

quote:

Also,how many more pages of bitching and moaning can com from a 2 min sizzle reel?


Let's find out together.

Agree or disagree:

Rose and Holdo are two of the most brave and important figures in Star Wars and cinematic, even human history.
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 4:31 pm
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