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re: Report: James Bond's new wife will refuse to take his name in "No Time to Die"

Posted on 11/11/19 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1548 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 3:45 pm to
Sean Connery is rolling over in his depends right now
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65113 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 3:47 pm to
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Is this Phoebe Waller-Bridge's doing?


Considering this was the line from the article:

"Bond tries his usual seduction techniques but they fail miserably. It’s very funny."

It wouldn't surprise me if that's what she was brought in for.

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30131 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 3:56 pm to
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The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent


It has reached the level of self-parody at this point.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9377 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 3:58 pm to
It appears that the studio is getting around to finishing the job that Le Chiffre started at the end of Casino Royale.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9775 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 3:59 pm to
What is so bad is that women aren't going to to see Bond anyway. I wish they would just leave our movies alone.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19258 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:05 pm to
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What is so bad is that women aren't going to to see Bond anyway. I wish they would just leave our movies alone.
'

Destroy a culture, you destroy a people.

That's what it's about, ultimately.
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 4:06 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65113 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:06 pm to
That's what pisses me off. James Bond, from its very inception, has been a franchise marketed for men. It's supposed to be two hours of me turning my brain off, watching Bond go on some impossible mission in some exotic location where he gets the girl, kills the bad guy, and saves the world.

It's that simple.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5345 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:09 pm to
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It's that simple.


Hollywood has forgotten that movies (like bond and terminator) are movies that the audience 'turns their brain off' and just enjoys 2 hours of their time. If people wanted to see 'social injustice' or whatever they can watch msnbc or whatever. I wonder how much more money has to be lost before they get it.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36060 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:13 pm to
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“The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent.

So were the women in the old Bond movies. They just liked to screw too.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29097 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:15 pm to
Cubby is rolling in his grave. And could you imagine what Ian Fleming would think of this?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36060 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:25 pm to
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And could you imagine what Ian Fleming would think of this?

"Every woman wants to be with him."
"Every man wants his car."
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9775 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:34 pm to
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That's what pisses me off. James Bond, from its very inception, has been a franchise marketed for men. It's supposed to be two hours of me turning my brain off, watching Bond go on some impossible mission in some exotic location where he gets the girl, kills the bad guy, and saves the world. It's that simple.

Thank you. I just want to go to the movie, have a beer and some popcorn, and watch Bond do his thing. I can get my social justice somewhere else. Just let me have my two hours.
Posted by PEPE
Member since Jun 2018
8198 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:36 pm to
It's called Cultural Marxism, you know, that "conspiracy theory" that is happening obviously and openly in front of everyone's eyes.
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:44 pm to
I think Bond has been married a couple times in the past. Definitely in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Sean Connery's Bond did it once but it was part of his cover. Maybe one other one but I'm drawing a blank.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 4:51 pm to
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Destroy a culture, you destroy a people.

That's what it's about, ultimately.
Yep. They're going after all of the iconic western male things, and emasculating them.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30036 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 5:03 pm to
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strong, brave and fiercely independent.


Those are characteristics of a Bond girl.


truth ^^^^^^^

but they were also sloots who needed and wanted a good pounding
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79234 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 5:36 pm to
I have no objection to "Bond girls" being smart/independent/etc.

Which is why, if true, this type of sanctimony is so stupid. Haven't all the recent movies featured women who managed to be hot and attracted to Bond while also resisting his advances and outsmarting him to some extent? This isn't novel, it's not like the franchise has featured flunkies for the last decade.
Posted by Miganey
Austin, Tx
Member since Feb 2013
3583 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 5:51 pm to
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Why the hell is Bond getting married


Just be happy it’s not to another man

Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7771 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:10 pm to
I think Im gonna do something wild. Going to actually see the movie before I hate and bitch about it for political reasons.


Crazy i know.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14172 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:28 pm to
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The morning after their wedding, Bond wakes sleepy-eyed and says ‘Good morning, Mrs. Bond,’ to which she replies: ‘Don’t you mean Ms. Swann?'”


I hope her character gets killed in a car fire or some shite.
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