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Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:29 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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After an intense build-up, Thanos dies by accidentally shooting himself with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Something similar already happened in the comics:
Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:34 pm to Cow Drogo
Thanos is revealed to be a time traveler from the future - a rich American businessman who has sought ultimate power. He created Hydra as a way to secure the stones and has been receiving help from Galactus. Thanos is too stupid to realize he is only being played by Galactus and continuously boasts about his riches and power.
The Avengers come to realize that the stones can be defeated through unity and good will. They go on a search for an ancient power in the form of rings. Led by Tulip (a regular girl from Korea without any superpowers besides her intellect and empathy), they find the rings hidden all over the earth.
Just as Thanos gathers the stones and begins calling to Galactus while readying the destruction of Earth, the calls are made!
Earth!
Wind!
Fire!
Water!
And finally, Tulip calls - HEART!
Flying high overhead is the one and only Captain Planet!
...frick it y'all figure out what happens next.
The Avengers come to realize that the stones can be defeated through unity and good will. They go on a search for an ancient power in the form of rings. Led by Tulip (a regular girl from Korea without any superpowers besides her intellect and empathy), they find the rings hidden all over the earth.
Just as Thanos gathers the stones and begins calling to Galactus while readying the destruction of Earth, the calls are made!
Earth!
Wind!
Fire!
Water!
And finally, Tulip calls - HEART!
Flying high overhead is the one and only Captain Planet!
...frick it y'all figure out what happens next.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:43 pm to Cow Drogo
Thanos and Peter Parker stop fighting after realizing they both lost an uncle named Ben.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:43 pm to StringedInstruments
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Led by Tulip (a regular girl from Korea without any superpowers besides her intellect and empathy)
Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:45 pm to LSUFreek
quote:
Shuri takes Peter Parker to Wakandan OTB and sets free all the War Rhinos.
Fat Asian guy form Spider-Man homecoming definitely gets 45 minutes of uninterrupted screen time completely useless to advancing the plot.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:46 pm to molsusports
That's some quality.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 1:57 pm to Zap Rowsdower
quote:
Squirrel Girl makes her cinematic debut and flies through the air, out of Earth's atmosphere, and into space to knock Thanos' ship into the Sun.
Don't you mean "Squirrel Person"?
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:00 pm to Cow Drogo
quote:
Fat Asian guy form Spider-Man homecoming definitely gets 45 minutes of uninterrupted screen time completely useless to advancing the plot.
He places a prank call to Thanos that lasts about 10 minutes. Then Captain America uses his power of flight (yeah flight because Johnson don’t give a damn) to collide with Thano’s space ship, but it kills him. Black Widow becomes the new leader of the Avengers when Iron Man and Groot go to some other planet to find a guy who one time heard about the infinity stones but they get sidetracked freeing oil miners from slavery. Meanwhile Black Widow all of a sudden becomes the MCU’s version of superman as she lifts buildings with her mind to blockade Thanos who realizes he might be the bad guy, but only because he’s misunderstood. Thanos gets 12 minutes of screen time by the way, including the 10 prank call.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:01 pm to LSUFreek
Winter soldier is drugged in a Nevada bar, and wakes up hog tied to a mannequin, being molested by a trained bear in front of a group of Japanese businessmen. He then is shown footage by Dr Strange via time travel, proving that he was conceived through a truck stop glory hole in chalmette following game 3 of the eastern conference finals.
Loki assist Thor in gender reassignment surgery, and Thor seduces Thanos killing him with an infection acquired from a rotten fake hospital bought vagina. All hope is lost in the world, until black panthers female scientist is elected President of the new one world government. She then makes it her top priority to project LGBTQ logo onto the surface of the moon using the infinity stone to power a bat signal like device.
Loki assist Thor in gender reassignment surgery, and Thor seduces Thanos killing him with an infection acquired from a rotten fake hospital bought vagina. All hope is lost in the world, until black panthers female scientist is elected President of the new one world government. She then makes it her top priority to project LGBTQ logo onto the surface of the moon using the infinity stone to power a bat signal like device.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:03 pm to MAGAman
Don't forget the dying words of Thanos, "Make America Great Again"
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:09 pm to NIH
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:17 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Horrifyingly emotional death of Iron Man.
Then we find out he was piloting his suit by remote control.
Then he dies anyway...because he lost the will to live
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:22 pm to Cow Drogo
There will be an intense scene where Captain America tries to murder his nephew by stabbing him to death in his sleep because there is a chance the nephew might turn evil one day like Bucky, only for the teenage nephew to wake up, kick Captain’s arse, and burn down his house.
Captain then gives up on everything and lives in isolation where he spends his days taking loads of walrus milk to his mouth and face, letting the walrus milk run down his face for added effect as people watch.
Black Widow shows up after kicking Ultron’s arse to enlist Captain’s help in saving the world but Captain says frick it and belittles the Avengers and America.
Captain then gives up on everything and lives in isolation where he spends his days taking loads of walrus milk to his mouth and face, letting the walrus milk run down his face for added effect as people watch.
Black Widow shows up after kicking Ultron’s arse to enlist Captain’s help in saving the world but Captain says frick it and belittles the Avengers and America.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:29 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:dude...... its Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. Get the order right if your going to use it.
Earth!
Wind!
Fire!
Water!
And finally, Tulip calls - HEART!
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:35 pm to CarRamrod
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dude...... its Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. Get the order right if your going to use it.
You have to remember, this is a Rian Johnson Joint. Things and conventions that are set up in previous iterations have no effect on and serves no basis for the next chapter.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:38 pm to CarRamrod
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dude...... its Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. Get the order right if your going to use it.
dude...... it's you're. Get the spelling right if you're going to use it.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:02 pm to Cow Drogo
The Avengers voice their displeasure of working along side Black Panther and force him to stay in Africa as they take on Thanos alone.
Thanos ends up defeating all of the Avengers minus Black Widow. Black Widow goes blow for blow with Thanos when all of a sudden she realizes she has so much more power built within. Suddenly she closes her eyes as Thanos rains down hammer fists onto her....
Thinking he has defeated her he is then amazed at the sight of her floating though space back towards earth. He is at a loss of words when out of no where the Wakanda culcha arrives lead by Black Panther catching him off guard and end up defeating Thanos along with all of the purple privilege.
Thanos ends up defeating all of the Avengers minus Black Widow. Black Widow goes blow for blow with Thanos when all of a sudden she realizes she has so much more power built within. Suddenly she closes her eyes as Thanos rains down hammer fists onto her....
Thinking he has defeated her he is then amazed at the sight of her floating though space back towards earth. He is at a loss of words when out of no where the Wakanda culcha arrives lead by Black Panther catching him off guard and end up defeating Thanos along with all of the purple privilege.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:09 pm to hg
Captain America realizes he can't fight his urges anymore. He has sexual reassignment surgery, and changes his name to Sarah Rogers - Captain San Francisco: The First Transgender Avenger!
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:17 pm to hg
quote:
Wakanda culcha
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