Predict plot if Rian”Star Wars Ruiner”Johnson was allowed to make Avengers Infintiy War.

Horrifyingly emotional death of Iron Man.




Then we find out he was piloting his suit by remote control.

I wouldn't care what the plot was because I wouldn't go see it if that hack was involved.

We need a Chris Evans laugh gif with Linda Belcher voice over about milking the cow.

Infinity stones only allow you to fly at a certain speed relative to another infinity stone, so one character will be chasing another until the one being chased gives up or the infinity stone runs out of gas. They'll figure out though that if you turn around and throw your infinity stone really hard at another infinity stone, it will completely destroy it.

It would be Chipmunk Girl because we would have never seen this character before in comics or film and that is who would save the day after she demoted Captain America to Private America

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Squirrel Girl makes her cinematic debut and flies through the air, out of Earth's atmosphere, and into space to knock Thanos' ship into the Sun.

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If that was the only thing he did with the movie I'd be fine with it. Its Squirrel Girl after all, its pretty well understood she's the most Marvel character ever and she has a history of beating up Thanos.

Tony Stark, makes a selfless decision to save the world and his only true friends, the avengers, by flying himself and his last remaining Iron Man suit into Thanos ship and super weapon.

Right before he hits a poor orphan boy knocks him down with a nerf gun and says “you can’t die before you sign my Iron Man card”

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Rian”Star Wars Ruiner”Johnson

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With zingers like that I don’t think you have room to criticize someone’s writing skills

Thanos has finally collected all the Infinity Stones after a decade-long build-up, then tosses the gauntlet away over his shoulder at the beginning of the movie.

Nova Prime (Glenn Close) slaps the Hulk in his face for going rogue in battle.

Thanos surrounds himself with a new team of supervillians, The White Order.

Shuri takes Peter Parker to Wakandan OTB and sets free all the War Rhinos.

With nearly all the Avengers dead, Thor faces off against Thanos using a power he's never been known to use in the comics, Loki's astral projection, to give Black Widow time to escape with Glenn Close, Shuri and Peter Parker. Meanwhile, Thor enters Valhalla by slowly disintegrating into pure energy over a Norwegian cliff.