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re: Pirates of the Caribbean 6 would focus on Robbie's character. Sparrow is a side character

Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:01 am to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:01 am to
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You do realize Charlize Theron and Margot Robbie are not the same person, right? One is Aussie and 36, the other is South African and 51 (and batshit crazy).

Was that the impression I gave, that I mistook one blonde actress for another? Did you miss the point where the male franchise lead was pushed to the side for a new female protagonist for... reasons.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:04 am to
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well the options are that or just not make a movie.


I don't think anybody will riot if they choose the second option.

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I'm sure you don't understand how that works though


The butthurt some of you get when a person doesn't like something you like is really, really bizarre.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:07 am to
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Was that the impression I gave, that I mistook one blonde actress for another?


Well, you said “Furiosa,” which was played by Theron. So I decided to be an arse.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 7:40 pm to
You do realize Anya Taylor Joy and Charlize Theron aren't the same person, right?
Posted by Sam Quint
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:14 pm to
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I can’t wait for, “if you think Jack Sparrow was a great pirate, he’s nothing compared to [insert female protagonist].”

Coming this summer…. THIS time Capt Jack Sparrow has MET HIS MATCH
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:02 pm to
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Well, you said “Furiosa,” which was played by Theron. So I decided to be an arse.


You do realize Anya Taylor Joy and Charlize Theron aren't the same person, right?


Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:43 pm to
Jack sparrow is never truly the “main character”.

He’s like the genie in Aladdin
Posted by Madking
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:50 pm to
Disney - Put a chick in it, make it lame and gay
Posted by sgallo3
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:56 pm to
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Making the male protagonist who built the entire brand a side character in his own franchise

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well the options are that or just not make a movie

Why are those the only two options

Because Johnny Depp has been done with the series for a decade. The only chance they have of keeping it going is finding a new lead.

I guess AI Sparrow is possible in the future
This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 11:32 pm
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