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re: Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:44 pm to HoopyD
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:44 pm to HoopyD
quote:None of those are even vaguely obscure. You lose.
Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly
HoopyD
Any time I'm trying console one of my kids- "Remember that time daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle? Yeahhh"
Any time we have salad- "You can't make friends with salad"
In many contexts- "Hey fun boys...get a room"
One that I use a lot is, instead of complimenting someone's cooking, I say: "I'm choking it down...isn't that thanks enough?". (Mr. Burns to a distraught Smithers).
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:17 pm to HoopyD
Bar trying to become Burns heir
Bart: “Hello Mr Burns”
Homer: “ITS KURNS STUPID!!!”
And then later in the episode
Bart: “Me bad want money now”
Homer: “Oh he card read good”
When Simpsons go to Itchy and Scratchy Land and watch a video on the man who created Itchy and Scratchy
Roger Meyers Sr, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, ‘Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.'
Bart: “Hello Mr Burns”
Homer: “ITS KURNS STUPID!!!”
And then later in the episode
Bart: “Me bad want money now”
Homer: “Oh he card read good”
When Simpsons go to Itchy and Scratchy Land and watch a video on the man who created Itchy and Scratchy
Roger Meyers Sr, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, ‘Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.'
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:29 pm to StansberryRules
Pretty sure they’re called “Whitey Whackers”
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:33 pm to HoopyD
Why do they call em fingers? I’ve never seen them fing.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:36 pm to HoopyD
This one was always funny to us...

Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:04 pm to HoopyD
“What’s going on!? And I want a non-gay explanation!”
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:25 pm to drizztiger
Anytime the kids ask for fast food…
Anytime my family looks at a greeting card… “and there’s a picture of a bee “

Anytime my family looks at a greeting card… “and there’s a picture of a bee “

Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:31 pm to TigerTate
quote:
“Iron helps us play”
Daddy says dice are wicked
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:52 pm to messyjesse
I always like to use "man, that is flagrant false advertising!"
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:20 am to HoopyD
Bart trying to dial 911 to save Lisa gets an automated operator
“If you know the name of the felony being committed press one, if you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line”
Bart presses a bunch of numbers
“You have selected regicide, if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press one”
“If you know the name of the felony being committed press one, if you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line”
Bart presses a bunch of numbers
“You have selected regicide, if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press one”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 1:55 am to cypresstiger
Lisa: “I tried to help but I just made things worse.”
Homer: “Let this be a lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.”
Homer: “Let this be a lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 3:00 am to HoopyD
“It’s funny because it’s true”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:12 am to HoopyD
A couple of others I've used before:
"This room smells like hot dogs."
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T; I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
I've also told the wife (no pics) to buy "malk" and say it's the one with vitamin R.
"This room smells like hot dogs."
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T; I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
I've also told the wife (no pics) to buy "malk" and say it's the one with vitamin R.
This post was edited on 8/22/24 at 7:14 am
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:26 am to Cleathecat
“Look, Big Daddy! It’s regular daddy!”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:32 am to TheFonz
quote:Definitely this one.
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T; I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
And an old favorite:
Bart speaking to Lisa, “I can’t promise I’ll try… but I’ll try to try.”
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:57 am to HoopyD
-I don't say it TO anyone I guess but whenever I decide I'm gonna drink a good bit I chuckle at homer's "take the kids marge, I'm heading to Moe's and coming back loaded!"
-ANYTIME I hear someone mention apple cider, I have so silently quote Ned "If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town"
-And whenever it's super hot and someone has to take off an extra layer of clothing, I think of the banned Mr. Rogers Drunk video that bart and milhouse find in the comic book store "Whaddaayya mean I can't take off my sweeatter?? I'M HOTTTT!!"
-ANYTIME I hear someone mention apple cider, I have so silently quote Ned "If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town"
-And whenever it's super hot and someone has to take off an extra layer of clothing, I think of the banned Mr. Rogers Drunk video that bart and milhouse find in the comic book store "Whaddaayya mean I can't take off my sweeatter?? I'M HOTTTT!!"
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:04 am to HoopyD

Literally everytime I get hurt even if i do it to myself with no one around
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