Started By
Message

re: Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly

Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37137 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly
HoopyD
Any time I'm trying console one of my kids- "Remember that time daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle? Yeahhh"

Any time we have salad- "You can't make friends with salad"

In many contexts- "Hey fun boys...get a room"
None of those are even vaguely obscure. You lose.

One that I use a lot is, instead of complimenting someone's cooking, I say: "I'm choking it down...isn't that thanks enough?". (Mr. Burns to a distraught Smithers).
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
6018 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50670 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:17 pm to
Bar trying to become Burns heir

Bart: “Hello Mr Burns”
Homer: “ITS KURNS STUPID!!!”

And then later in the episode

Bart: “Me bad want money now”
Homer: “Oh he card read good”

When Simpsons go to Itchy and Scratchy Land and watch a video on the man who created Itchy and Scratchy

Roger Meyers Sr, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, ‘Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.'
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 10:34 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50670 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:29 pm to
Pretty sure they’re called “Whitey Whackers”
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164672 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:33 pm to
Why do they call em fingers? I’ve never seen them fing.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
42954 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:36 pm to
This one was always funny to us...



Posted by Jubalie Moe
Member since Feb 2016
94 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:04 pm to
“What’s going on!? And I want a non-gay explanation!”
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5730 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:25 pm to
Anytime the kids ask for fast food…


Anytime my family looks at a greeting card… “and there’s a picture of a bee “


Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2155 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

“Iron helps us play”


Daddy says dice are wicked
Posted by SCTmo
Des Moines
Member since Aug 2007
2980 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:52 pm to
I always like to use "man, that is flagrant false advertising!"
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50670 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:20 am to
Bart trying to dial 911 to save Lisa gets an automated operator

“If you know the name of the felony being committed press one, if you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line”

Bart presses a bunch of numbers

“You have selected regicide, if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press one”
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12544 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 12:51 am to
I call the big one bitey
Posted by dtmb
Member since Mar 2013
691 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 1:55 am to
Lisa: “I tried to help but I just made things worse.”

Homer: “Let this be a lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.”
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
6100 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 3:00 am to

“It’s funny because it’s true”

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22043 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:12 am to
A couple of others I've used before:

"This room smells like hot dogs."

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T; I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

I've also told the wife (no pics) to buy "malk" and say it's the one with vitamin R.
This post was edited on 8/22/24 at 7:14 am
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101881 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:26 am to
“Look, Big Daddy! It’s regular daddy!”
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
42954 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:32 am to
quote:

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T; I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Definitely this one.

And an old favorite:

Bart speaking to Lisa, “I can’t promise I’ll try… but I’ll try to try.”
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
88716 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:57 am to
-I don't say it TO anyone I guess but whenever I decide I'm gonna drink a good bit I chuckle at homer's "take the kids marge, I'm heading to Moe's and coming back loaded!"

-ANYTIME I hear someone mention apple cider, I have so silently quote Ned "If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town"

-And whenever it's super hot and someone has to take off an extra layer of clothing, I think of the banned Mr. Rogers Drunk video that bart and milhouse find in the comic book store "Whaddaayya mean I can't take off my sweeatter?? I'M HOTTTT!!"
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
6018 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:01 am to
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7769 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 8:04 am to


Literally everytime I get hurt even if i do it to myself with no one around
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 6Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram