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re: Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly

Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
4651 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:36 pm to
Anytime Ralph calls Chalmers “Super Nintendo Chalmers.”

Also Ralph: The purple berries taste like burning.

Random kid: I sleep in a drawer!

Homer: I’m a rageaholic! Im addicted to rageahol!
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75846 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

doh


quote:

Obscure


Does not compute.

I like "It's not the end of the world" from the Bible Stories episode.
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
740 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
Posted by PNW_TigerSaint
Member since Oct 2016
1213 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:55 pm to
There’s a neeeew Mexico.

U-R-guay. Hehe
Posted by Jubalie Moe
Member since Feb 2016
94 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:16 pm to
I sing “Lisa it’s your birthday, happy birthday Lisa,” a good bit.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7065 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:22 pm to
There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
12179 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:27 pm to
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting Is A Victimless Crime. Like Punching Someone In The Dark.



Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
79605 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly
Great question!

And like all great questions, we look to TV for the answer
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
933 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:45 pm to
I try to work in “embiggens” every chance I get.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3678 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:55 pm to
"Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27122 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:01 pm to
I call the big one Bitey.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
36405 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

It's like mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and dang if he knows how to use it!
(RIP Phil Hartman)

This post was edited on 8/22/24 at 8:41 am
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1061 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:18 pm to
Me fail English, that's unpossible.

Duff Man says lots of things

Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
57550 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:31 pm to
“Save me, Jebus!”
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
42149 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:41 pm to
I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have three money and no kids.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11541 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:42 pm to
‘Lisa, you don’t quit your job. You just keep going each day & do it really half-assed. That’s the American way”

“I am so smart…SMRT, I mean SMART”

“See kids…because of me there’s a warning”
Posted by dcw7g
Member since Dec 2003
2139 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 8:53 pm to
Less shame?

Yeah.

Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4287 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:11 pm to
Save me, Jebus...
Posted by TigerTate
NC
Member since Nov 2016
22 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:14 pm to
“Iron helps us play”

“Delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting. What’s that? You want me drink you. But I’m in the middle of a trial”
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2562 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:36 pm to
It smells like Otto's jacket.
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