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Michael Scott's unintentional racism was great
Posted on 3/30/18 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 3/30/18 at 12:50 pm
Oscar: I can play basketball if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.
Michael: OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...
Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown.
Michael: Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.
Mr. Brown: Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK?
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Posted on 3/30/18 at 12:52 pm to LasVegasTiger
The branch merger episode when the black guy shows up and Michael says “ let me show you where all the other slaves work”
Gets me every time
Gets me every time
Posted on 3/30/18 at 12:56 pm to LasVegasTiger
"Michael why don't just have me ride in on a donkey?"
"Ah yes! a burro!"
"si, si senor"
"That's offensive."
"No it's not offensive in a roast!"
"More money more problems stanley. You of all people should know that." Probably my favorite one.
"Ah yes! a burro!"
"si, si senor"
"That's offensive."
"No it's not offensive in a roast!"
"More money more problems stanley. You of all people should know that." Probably my favorite one.
This post was edited on 3/30/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 3/30/18 at 12:59 pm to REG861
Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you to me.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:02 pm to LasVegasTiger
I love when he finds out that one of his new workers from Stamford that Josh hired is a convict, and it turns out to be the black guy.
"Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish Josh had made a more progressive choice...like a white guy...who went to prison for...polluting a black guy's lake."
"Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish Josh had made a more progressive choice...like a white guy...who went to prison for...polluting a black guy's lake."
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:20 pm to LasVegasTiger
Michael: is there a term besides "mexican" that your prefer? Something less offensive?
Oscar: How is it offensive?
Michael: Well.... I... it has certain connotations..
Oscar: What would those be?
Oscar: How is it offensive?
Michael: Well.... I... it has certain connotations..
Oscar: What would those be?
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:21 pm to LasVegasTiger
I always though Dwight's secret Nazi leanings were funny. Aside from his comments about his German heritage & relatives who fought in WWII for Germany, he really fits the bill. He talked about how he had an "axis" instead of an alliance. He talks about his superior genes. He's a fan of authority. He also ends up marrying the blonde woman.
This post was edited on 3/30/18 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:22 pm to Hoodoo Man
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:31 pm to FairhopeTider
quote:
Toby: Apparently you called Oscar "faggie" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.
Michael: It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!
Toby: All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
Michael: Exactly!
Toby: I mean for real.
Michael: Yeah, I know.
Toby: No, I mean he's attracted to other men.
Michael: OK, a little too far, crossed the line.
quote:
Michael: I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:41 pm to BilJ
quote:
Michael: I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 2:46 pm to LasVegasTiger
Posted on 3/30/18 at 3:36 pm to T Rich3
I'm almost done with my 3rd rewatch of the entire series. I can't stop laughing at the posts in this thread. The series was legit brilliant.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 4:15 pm to THRILLHO
This is one of my favorite interactions in the entire series.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 4:25 pm to NeverRains
The episode where he puts Oscar was hilarious.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 4:26 pm to LasVegasTiger
Michael picking the bball team:
Michael: OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.
Stanley: I'm sorry?
Michael: Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why "of course"?
Michael: Uh...
Stanley: What's that supposed to mean?
Michael: Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.
Michael: Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.
Michael: OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.
Stanley: I'm sorry?
Michael: Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why "of course"?
Michael: Uh...
Stanley: What's that supposed to mean?
Michael: Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.
Michael: Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 5:43 pm to Othello
At the First Dundies after Michael says they’ll be separate checks:
Stanley: I thought you said we could bring our families?
Michael: I did and why didn’t you Stanley?
Stanley: I did. My wife’s name is Teri.
Michael: Well I’m looking forward to meeting Teri
Stanley: it’s this persons hand I’m holding Michael...
(Raises his white wife’s hand)
Stanley: I thought you said we could bring our families?
Michael: I did and why didn’t you Stanley?
Stanley: I did. My wife’s name is Teri.
Michael: Well I’m looking forward to meeting Teri
Stanley: it’s this persons hand I’m holding Michael...
(Raises his white wife’s hand)
Posted on 3/30/18 at 6:01 pm to LasVegasTiger
Posted on 3/30/18 at 6:30 pm to LasVegasTiger
The ping recording of the dundies is hilarious
Posted on 3/30/18 at 6:35 pm to LasVegasTiger
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