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Posted on 9/3/21 at 6:03 pm
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
8816 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 6:03 pm
Just watched this with my family and I forgot how good this movie was.

quote:

KILLING IS MY BUSINESS, LADIES, and BUSINESS IS GOOD!
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 6:23 pm to
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot tooooot.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20210 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150536 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:12 pm to
I watched this with the wife several months back and she loved it. It was the first time I had seen it in a while and I was impressed with how well it held up.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10172 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

If he ain't dead, he ain't happy!


Loved this movie as a kid.
Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
7915 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:27 pm to
"Surely there is somebody left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:58 pm to
How about you pop yo TIT-TAY out the boys mouth and quit babying him!

Hillary from Fresh Prince was an absolute smoke show in this movie btw
This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 7:59 pm
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28830 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:18 pm to
I'll be on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83333 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:18 pm to




When the deaf kid answers Payne there, I always lose it
Posted by Rattlehead82
Florida
Member since Sep 2009
1915 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:19 pm to
Dream Sequence

quote:

Hillary from Fresh Prince was an absolute smoke show in this movie btw


No lies detected.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83333 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:23 pm to
I’ve been known to use this move and quote on nephews when they hug me:

Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29207 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Hillary from Fresh Prince was an absolute smoke show in this movie btw


Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh she could absolutely get it .

Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13542 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 9:06 pm to
The Little Engine That Could bedtime story scene was legendary.

To be continued. I come back tell ya what Bubba used as a penis.
Posted by Dueces
Member since Jul 2009
948 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 9:06 pm to
I ain’t frigid.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35431 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:28 pm to
Had no expectations when this movie first came out. It was a surprise.

Also recently did a rewatch and it holds up even better now because we don't get these, not taking themselves too seriously movies anymore.

Oh and yeah Parsons...Was a doll in that movie.



This post was edited on 9/4/21 at 3:06 am
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65812 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:49 pm to
Fun movie. The Leave It to Beaver writers wrote Major Payne.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10561 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:50 pm to
Karyn Parsons was an early crush in that movie. I remember thinking I couldn't believe that was Hillary from Fresh Prince, I just assumed that was her real personality when I was 10
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13256 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 12:46 am to
I’m gonna have to change my name to pimp daddy Payne hehehe.
Posted by Navtiger1
Washington
Member since Aug 2007
3368 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 1:40 am to
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I forgot how good this movie was.


I watched it recently and it still cracks me up.
one of the all time quotable movies, i still quote it all the time.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44683 posts
Posted on 9/4/21 at 1:55 am to
"Relax guys, it's just a dummy grenade."
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