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re: Live action Little Mermaid changing song “Kiss the Girl” bc it’s too rapey

Posted on 4/5/23 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 9:19 pm to
Quick someone post the mermaid joke from family Guy
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
Member since Sep 2012
4139 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 9:49 pm to
Sleeping beauty ain’t never gonna get woke up in the reboot
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23338 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 3:56 am to
quote:

Mephisto
wait so THIS is the movie he finally shows up in??
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
53561 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 7:18 am to
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Shut up soaring table, just shut your ball washing mouth.

Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8245 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 7:51 am to
They also changed a line in "Poor unfortunate souls" sung by Ursala. They changed the line "men don't want to hear you talk, what is idle prattle for?" Reason? They said it told girls not to speak up for themselves????????????????????????
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22541 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 7:54 am to
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PassingThrough


Please don't let us stop you.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6010 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 8:21 am to
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"There are some lyric changes in 'Kiss the Girl' because people have gotten very sensitive about the idea that [Prince Eric] would, in any way, force himself on [Ariel]"



So a guy trying to bone a fish lady is kosher but the Rastafarian crab's song is out of bounds.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155561 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 8:26 am to
This is so fricking stupid. Let's look at the lyrics:
quote:

Percussion
Strings
Winds
Words

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment (ya, ya, ya)
Floating in a blue lagoon (ya, ya, ya)
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better (ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya)
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word

Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared (sha-la, sha-la-la ya, ya, ya)
You got the mood prepared (woah, woah)
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now (sha-la, sha-la-la ya, ya, ya)
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl (woah, woah)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along (sha-la, sha-la-la)
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl (woah, woah)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
The music play (ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya)
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
Oh, don't you wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

I've bolded the parts I think people could potentially (stupidly) have issues with. But the whole point is body language speaks volumes and it doesn't take a word to know if she's okay with it because you can tell that she is. And the part about "She don't say a word and she won't say a word until you kiss the girl" is quite literally the entire point of the movie...she has to get him to kiss her within a finite timeframe so that she can speak. So she has to use body language to show him that she is interested.

The woke idiocy and pearl-clutching these days is stupid, but this one is beyond that. It's quite literally the main plot point of the entire movie (get him to kiss her so that she can speak and "be human" forever).

People suck.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26030 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 8:39 am to
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 8:41 am to
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Seriously, going with willful stupidity? Giving up her voice to get the guy was presented as a Mephistophelian deal.


Did she not willingly give up her voice to literally follow a guy who barely knew her outside of her own habitat? Bruh, if I cut my arm off to chase an alien to Mars... I'm a universal stalker.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26030 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Sleeping beauty ain’t never gonna get woke up in the reboot


Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26030 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 8:46 am to
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78298 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 9:03 am to
Some of them maaaaaybe out of context. But in context literally nothing is rapey.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34479 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 9:22 am to
Um…

Isn’t the context of the song that they’re a bit desperate to get him to kiss her so that, you know, she doesn’t get turned into a husk from her contract?

Also, it’s not the Prince singing it. IIRC, he’s shy about kissing her.

Like, I get it, consent is important, but this isn’t the case with this song. I’d get it if the scene culminated with Prince Eric suddenly forcing himself on her because of the song, but SHE is the one trying to initiate the kiss in the scene, multiple times. How is a song trying to get him to reciprocate somehow “rapey”?

Did anyone REALLY complain, or did someone in a board room say, “Hey, someone somewhere might complain about this” and they just ran with it?
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27132 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 9:39 am to
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They also changed a line in "Poor unfortunate souls" sung by Ursala. They changed the line "men don't want to hear you talk, what is idle prattle for?" Reason? They said it told girls not to speak up for themselves????????????????????????


All nuance is stripped in the woke world. It was clear to me as a child that Ursala was trying to manipulate Ariel into signing the contract.

Changing Kiss the Girl is so dumb it isn't even worth discussing.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75342 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 9:52 am to
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Oh FFS.

Exactly. We live in a world where "Kiss the Girl" and "Baby, It's Cold Outside" are said to " promote rape culture", yet we've seen "Wet arse Pussy" top the charts.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37269 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 9:57 am to
I hope this flops so hard
Posted by AkronTiger
Rubber City
Member since May 2021
2735 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 10:02 am to
Talk about zero context
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46448 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 10:10 am to
I called this about 5 years ago. Knew it was coming.


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40815 posts
Posted on 4/6/23 at 10:29 am to
That was always my favorite song in the movie.
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