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Posted on 1/15/10 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by LSUshad
Member since Sep 2008
16155 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 7:04 pm to
I have not watched one episode of this show.

But since everything else I watch (including ESPN) is talking about this show I will start from the beginning on Sunday (Jersey Shore marathon)
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162896 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 7:05 pm to
maybe its both.

they'll do enough to get camera time, but won't frick her

Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
97010 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

that was almost as long as your tiger wrap



that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me.
Posted by TxTiger25
Houston
Member since Jan 2006
10289 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Vinnie made a huge jump in the power rankings after punkin' The Situation multiple times.


I was hoping for this after he got female Sitch into his bed the same night as he ditched her for the old chick at the club.

By the way, female sitch is by far the hottest girl that's been on the show.

Oh and on Chelsea Lately last night Sitch and Snickers say they hook up constantly while on the road doing appearances. So next week just seems to be the start of something terrible.
Posted by CommanderHeavy
Downtown Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
3386 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

my take on snooks inability to get laid is that the cameras are a total cock block for her. She's the kind of chick those dudes are drunk enough to bang, but would never want anyone to find out about it. The tv show prevents that from happening



Some guys will talk to her to get on camera, but for the most part you are right. Normally, I'm sure Snookers gets tons of douche bags hitting on her, especially if it is on the down-low. I live near chicks that are a lot fatter and uglier than snooks, but they dress slutty and bring home fairly attractive guys (usually married lawyers) all the time. It is pretty amusing, and nothing like what you'd think from reading the OT's super high fake standards of WYHI.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13422 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

His imitation of Sitch on the phone was great. His imitation in the confession room was terrible.


That's what I was thinking. When he was on the phone with the Jewish girl, it was pretty spot on. His imitation of the imitation sounded black.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/15/10 at 11:41 pm to
I was hoping they would add another female roommate when the other chick (name escapes me) went home.

So far, in order of coolness, I rank them as:

1. Paulie - actually wouldn't mind hanging out with him, despite his blow drying and wax sculpting that takes him 30 minutes to do.

2. Vinny - the only housemate who is comfortable as who he is.

3. JWow - The kind of girl that guys can hang with.

4. Ronnie - Despite being a total "lover" and not a "player" like he wanted to come off as, he's beaten up assholes and the steroids haven't affected him as much as some.

5. The Situation - Yes, he's the centerpiece of the show, but Ronnie pegged him. He's insecure, deepdown, and his pride got a big sting because of Sammi ditching him for Ronnie

6. Snookie - A bit of a basketcase, but she has come a long way and been cooler. She gets picked on a bunch and she seems like a desperate chick. I am not sure why she thinks she is such a sex symbol and she keeps getting beat up by girls and guys.

7. Sammi - Despite being somewhat attractive in a non-madeup sort of way, her insecurity is unreal and the stuff she's done to Ronnie should have gotten her the boot. Ronnie should be playing around. She seemed cool at first, but she's not living it up and therefor, she's costing Ronnie a shot at living it up.


In the end, Paulie tries half of what the Situation does when it comes to girls, but he still is the biggest pimp of the house and isn't putting on fronts left and right, unlike Mike.
Posted by SirRohantheDefender
Member since Aug 2005
14790 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 12:48 am to
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3. JWow - The kind of girl that guys can hang with.


If you wanted to get punched

Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 12:53 am to
I do
Posted by lpd1975
At the lake
Member since Nov 2007
2797 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 2:08 am to
quote:

1. Paulie - actually wouldn't mind hanging out with him

+1
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81644 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 11:02 am to
quote:

also, to all the vinny haters, how is vinny being a bitch?


he's hating on the sitch non-stop because he has zero game. All he does is sit there and talk shite because he can't get any girls to come back with him. While I'm sure he really doesn't want to be like Sitch when he's 27 like he said, I'm sure Situation and everyone else in the house didn't want to be 21 with the game of a 12 year old boy like Vinny either.

The dude is 21 and every time his roommates bring extra girls back to the hot tub that he can't even hook up with he tells the camera "this might be the greatest thing ever." I think stealing a nasty 50 year old with a cobra kai tattoo and Strahan teeth from the boss plus being able to land Situation's whore sister have himm thinking he's a player all of a sudden.
Posted by zmoney2613
Eunice
Member since Jan 2008
3345 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 11:48 am to
quote:

Paulie - actually wouldn't mind hanging out with him


from the last episode, he seems like a pretty normal guy, It would have been better if they would have shown him like that the whole series
Posted by SirRohantheDefender
Member since Aug 2005
14790 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 11:52 am to
LINK

and DJ Pauly D has always been the real deal. He and Situation I would certainly have cheese balls with after a night at Karma.
Posted by lsu6294
A house
Member since Jan 2009
4548 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 2:07 pm to
Vinny is being a bitch because he's done nothing the entire series and all of a sudden has a big ego.

They get on mike for being fake or changing or whatever but Vinny has just been "there" the entire show prior the last weeks eps.

He goes from never getting any the whole show to juggling the 50 year old and abless mike and suddenly thinks he's the pimp of the house.
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37634 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 2:24 pm to
Ro, it's Benny (Bayonne, Elizabeth City, Newark and New York),not Bennie.

quote:

The Snickers bath tub scene in Atlantic City left me confused.


It was like a porno.
This post was edited on 1/16/10 at 2:29 pm
Posted by 40 Rouge
The Wasatch Back
Member since Feb 2009
2714 posts
Posted on 1/16/10 at 10:28 pm to
holy crap. I just watched Jersey Shore Spoofed on MTV. That was freaking funny.

The Situation was making fun of himself and said "every time I show the Situation, a little piece of me dies."
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17299 posts
Posted on 1/17/10 at 8:51 am to
spoof'd is hilarious. They have a good sense of humor about it. They also seem get along pretty well despite all the drama, although we have no idea when that was filmed
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23878 posts
Posted on 1/18/10 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

. JWow - The kind of girl that guys can hang with.


Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32890 posts
Posted on 1/18/10 at 2:50 pm to
Just based on the aftershows, it seems like Ronnie and Sammi both really hate the Situation. That seems entirely reasonable, of course.
Posted by Ron Mexico
AMERICA
Member since Dec 2005
52037 posts
Posted on 1/18/10 at 2:51 pm to
coincidentally, they are the three worst characters on the show. good fit for them to hate each other
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